A Royal Mess

[sartorialadventure]

[pomrania]

Reblogging for reference on how to make a blanket cape.

[cosmic-monstrosity]

The best reason to reblog

[babyblankyerror]

Stanford heads to Gravity Falls where most anomalies are, it has a sort of weird magnet and he plans to study it...

Now consider: Stanley is a sort of mini weird magnet.

I like the idea that Ford had to chase after anomalies but the anomalies always came to Stan (probably saw him as one of them and he's just like?? A regular dude???who's down on his luck???). It'd be funny as hell, Ford mentions an anomaly he'd be chasing and Stan is just like "Ah yes, met the guy. Not good drinking buddy"

[acewithapaintbrush]

I've actually been tossing around a similar idea in my head for a few weeks and just posted the first chapter yesterday. Stan is not an anomaly magnet here but he establishes something of a found family type of thing with them over the years post portal incident

Into the Trees (with empty hands)

[cosmic-monstrosity]

I've seen your fic and I love it and I'm willing to wait 10 and 30 years to read more.

[kirk-hammett-bl0g-deactivated20]

Eyeballs!

[th3-c0ld-n0v3mb3r-r4in]

can i have a titty cookie

[inaudiblescreamsandinsanedreams]

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

those are not fucking eyeballs

[cosmic-monstrosity]

I'm an early 20s year old child. I'm dieing of laughter holy shit🤣

[in-correct-trolls]

every troll imaginable staring at branch: he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore

[sunnystrollblog]

And are they wrong?!?!!

[cosmic-monstrosity]

Sooo Branch is Will Graham

[lesbiansagainsttheatre]

did you learn touch typing and/or cursive in elementary school?

both

only cursive

only touch typing

neither

Voting ended onJun 29, 2024

i learned both starting in grade 3 and i'm 26

[chaotic-pulsar]

Touch typing???????? As in… typing on an iPad???

[lesbiansagainsttheatre]

[creepy-scrawl]

Cursive was obligatory but mechanography(that's how I know it) was optional

[cosmic-monstrosity]

Cursive in elementary but touch typing in middle

...neither stuck I only know some cursive and still completely single finger search for the keys

[cosmic-monstrosity]

Ya'll can boop's me all ya want if ya need

[cosmic-monstrosity]

I'm trying to find a fiction I read about a year or 2 ago on Ao3.

It was a Batman fanfic where all the Robins(and maybe all batfam not sure) and Alfred were blaming Bruce for them being Robins.

After a bit Bruce snaps and basically say he never wanted the kid to be Robins. Bruce just wanted to be there for Dick cause Bruce saw his parents die in front of him to, took Jason in cause Bruce didn't want him to be fighting to survive, he brought Tim in cause he found out about Batman and was being neglected, and he expected Damian cause he wasn't going to turn away his son. Bruce didn't want them to be Robins but thought if he didn't make them sidekicks they would just follow him in to danger but with the training and end up hurt or dead so at least as sidekicks they'll be prepared. He just want to do the responsible thing.

After saying that everyone kinda goes quiet and the kids all goes " oh damn we made him make us, it's our fault we're fuck up" and they feel guilty and now Bruce is sad and emotionally drained but then I think they all apologize to Bruce

[cosmic-monstrosity]

I've found it.

[cosmic-monstrosity]

I WANT/NEED a fanfiction of iruma-kun to be from Florida, to just be a tiny Florida man. He'll still be his sweet, helpful little doormat BUT he is CHAOTIC like Clara is calm compared to him kind of chaotic but you have to be like trust level:6 to see it tho.

Just imagine Someone attacks the misfit class 1 and dad!Kalego and dad!Balam day when they're like on a field trip or something like that and and Iruma just goes fucking crazy on the guy Full Florida man crazy and then afterwards he's like laughing hysterically saying "get wreck bitch" and just being chaotic as all hell WHILE not being in Evil Cycle and the class and teachers just looks at him like "what the fuck?!" Then realized he's not in Evil Cycle and goes "WHAT THE FACK?!?!?!?!? HES LIKE THIS NATURALLY"

[cosmic-monstrosity]

If a waiter is the male version and waitress is the female version then how come writer is just writer for both why not

writer = male story maker

And

Writress = female story maker

[cosmic-monstrosity]

Vertebrae are just the teeth of the spine.

[cosmic-monstrosity]

I want to eat something that doesn't exist and that has never existed even in media or a fandom

[cosmic-monstrosity]

I'm trying to find a fiction I read about a year or 2 ago on Ao3.

It was a Batman fanfic where all the Robins(and maybe all batfam not sure) and Alfred were blaming Bruce for them being Robins.

After a bit Bruce snaps and basically say he never wanted the kid to be Robins. Bruce just wanted to be there for Dick cause Bruce saw his parents die in front of him to, took Jason in cause Bruce didn't want him to be fighting to survive, he brought Tim in cause he found out about Batman and was being neglected, and he expected Damian cause he wasn't going to turn away his son. Bruce didn't want them to be Robins but thought if he didn't make them sidekicks they would just follow him in to danger but with the training and end up hurt or dead so at least as sidekicks they'll be prepared. He just want to do the responsible thing.

After saying that everyone kinda goes quiet and the kids all goes " oh damn we made him make us, it's our fault we're fuck up" and they feel guilty and now Bruce is sad and emotionally drained but then I think they all apologize to Bruce

[tofuingho]

*Because I'm sad, but leaning into it today. I was reading the rejected soulmate!braindead AU*

A ghosts form is based off of their mental state. We've seen what happens when a ghost gets angry, but what happens when a ghost gets their heart broken?

Danny is dating one of the Robins. Let's go with Tim.

They've been together for almost two years and Danny's never been more happy! He's got big plans for their anniversary! He's finally going to ask Tim to live together!

He's flying across Gotham and sees Red Robin on a rooftop talking to Superboy. It's looking pretty intense- oh wow! They're making out! Better give them some privacy.

But before he can fly away, Superboy accidentally knocks off Red Robin's domino mask and.. that's his boyfriend.

His boyfriend of almost two years is a vigilante and currently has his tongue down the throat of another man.

He feels his body freeze over and burn at the same time. His chest feels like it's been ripped open and filled with hot molten lead. He fractures.

What's left isn't Phantom and it isn't Danny. It's barely humanoid.

It's limbs are long and thin like they've been put through a taffy puller. It's skin is blacker than the night sky on a moon less night. It's razor sharp teeth look better suited to some long dead aquatic creature. It's eyes burn red.

And. It. Screams.

[cosmic-monstrosity]

I need mooreees though I think a great twist is they break up the next day Tim tries to win him back but Danny refuses to get with him whatsoever and the whole batfam is either piss or disappointed cause it's cheating and they ship it HARD but Damian cause he's had a giant crush on Danny so he's been with Danny comforting him and after like a month or so Tim see Damian in a suit about to leave and ask depressedly what he's doing and

Damian goes "Out to show your ex what a real man acts"

the goes to opens the door to Danny looking hotter then ever, making Tim fall in love all over again

Danny not even seeing Tim "you ready for the show " offers his hand and Damian takes it and leaves for there date whole Tim tries to say anything

The whole batfam the was at the stairs watching all in there own way says "It's ur own fault on leave Danny alone and let him be happy"

And Tim stays a sad boy cause Superboy was just a side piece and superboy after finding out wasn't going to stay with a cheater anyway

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[yourlocalhazbintrash]

Molly, Looking at Cody and Flare: They're so tiny!

Arackniss: They're helpless.

Angel: They're babies...

All Three: . . .

Arackniss and Molly: Give them to us!

Angel: NO!

[stimmy999]

🧡>> gift_sweetdeco

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