Cosmic Garbage

At this point, this blog is just a dumping ground for my impulsively reblogged shitposts and my adoration for Aquatic Creachers™. Kay - 23 - she/her

[witchblade]

[bushpoppy]

Portable cd plays are creatures. Like a clam or perhaps a chiton

[bushpoppy]

Like this

[typhlonectes]

[iosonomer-blog]

[mandsleanan]

Minding your own business and some fucking scarab just rolls a big ball of shit over you

[cryoverkiltmilk]

How do you go on with life after that?

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

i think there are astonishingly and disappointingly few people who can use their blood as a whip

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[heedra]

Things NOBODY told me about being an adult that I wish they had:

When you get to the top of the river you're going to want to find a shallow stretch of riverbed with relatively calm water and sediment pieces that are gravel sized, not cobble, sand or mud. This is critical; test it with your nose if you're not sure! when you have this, you're going to want to flip on your side and slap the gravel as hard as you can with your tail to dislodge it; you're gonna want to alternate between digging the spot out and doing some more slapping until you've got a nice little cone shaped depression for the eggs.

grizzly bear

[ballwizard]

guy who wishes he was born a bird: man... I'm really craving some seeds,berries, or maybe small bugs right now...

his girlfriend who really wants to perform unethical science experiments: awe :-( i can arrange that!!

bacteria slowly crawling on a nearby blade of grass: wheee haha

[ofishal-fish-posts]

@carbonmonoxide-detector

[corrodedparadox]

Check out this herd of deer I saw while hiking

[lightgate]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[mobylace]

[captain-cargoshorts]

Me, checking IMDB: I bet it's Doug

IMDB:

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[kragehund-est]

did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?

[kragehund-est]

ok listen up, i'm only gonna say this once:

PINKY is PINK SALMON (self explanatory)

RING FINGER is SILVER SALMON (like a silver wedding ring)

MIDDLE FINGER is KING SALMON (longest finger is the king)

INDEX FINGER is SOCKEYE SALMON (because when you point, you can jab someone in the eye)

THUMB is CHUM SALMON (because it rhymes

good, now that we've cleared that up, go forth and conquer.

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish post

[haarleps-moved-deactivated20240]

For anyone worried about missing anything in BG3 or replaying the game and wanting to find something they missed there’s a ton of checklists available online and I’m just gonna post the ones I’ve been using for all the acts in case anybody else wants to reference them!

Baldur's Gate 3 Act 1 Checklist: Every Main and Side Quest Before the Point of No Return

Act 1 of 'Baldur's Gate 3' can take dozens of hours to complete, with a multitude of sidequests and activities. Here's everything you need t

Everything to Do in 'Baldur’s Gate 3' Act 2, Before the Point of No Return

Act 2 in 'Baldur's Gate 3' is a massive undertaking, with a lot of hidden quests and details. Here's everything you'll want to do in the Sha

Baldur's Gate 3: Act 3 quest list for BG3

Act Three is jam-packed with quests for you to complete.

Baldur's Gate 3: All Missable Side Quests & Content in Act 3 of BG3

Don't miss any Act 3 side quest and secret available in Baldur's Gate 3 with this guide.

[tadfools]

[applejuicewerewolf]

You can apparently also eat that mushroom as Durge and unlock a memory.

[tadfools]

And depending on if you’re resisting the urge or not you can get a flashback of eating a baby via the mushroom!

[wine-effectao3-deactivated20240]

you better hold on tight spider monkey.

[apas-95]

2010s creepypasta called 'the slovak cooking video': genuinely the most terrifying thing you ever read, kept you up at night on the verge of a panic attack. if go back and reread it now it's not actually very good but, like, cmon

reddit nosleep post titled 'it's been 32,105 seconds since I've last seen my cat': high-concept horror writing with a genuinely good premise ruined by the protagonist being overly hyper-logical, and simultaneously, randomly incapable of basic reasoning because the author's first idea for the story was how cool the explanation of the concept would be, which we haven't gotten to yet. has rick and morty prose

scp foundation article #42069 named 'a funny hat': okay yeah, christ. fuck. i want to show this to every person i know. this changed my life. used to be absolute garbage before it was put up for rewrite and spent two years being ship-of-theseus'd by a group of new authors. was good enough that it spawned an entire mythos of low-quality derivatives to make into 'iceberg' videos