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[lilacsandvenus]

Draw something very silly for me, blueberry?

Whatever do you mean

[lilacsandvenus]

Hello my friend; I just came across your account so I wanted to say that I love your art and everything! I also wanted to know if you are doing any art requests or anything?🌷✨🤗🌼

i currently am taking art requests, yes!! also, thank you SO much for the compliment ♡ ♡ ♡

thank you for asking!! 😭🥺❤️

[buttpoems]

[bob-belcher]

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[youtellme93]

This was transformative media. I love it.

[hustlerose]

WHAT

[imadeletingmysocials]

YO THIS WEBSITE IS WILD 

[dizzyrobo]

[tamamita]

Good news

[theleastcarefulofgamedevs]

[unsettlingstories]

gets my dick out a full twenty steps before entering bathroom

[mysticmisfit89-deactivated20140]

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

[stickystigmata-deactivated20190]

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

[bioticdisaster]

And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car.

[ghirahim]

moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.”

like, fuck off with that

[fuzzyfishesandscaleymice-deacti]

I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals.

[medie]

They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.” Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people.

[violent-darts]

Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away.

[harukami]

I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING

Moose are terrifying, you guys.

[soulkind-blog]

I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist.

I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside.

[warsfeils-deactivated20200620]

If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah. 

Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month. 

Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD.

Moose. MOOSE.

[lovedsomuch]

I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this.

[teapotsahoy]

The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that.

[sputnikcentury]

Moose confirmed for actual kaiju.

[thisnewdevilry]

Kaiju category: Maple.  

[luadell]

Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive.

[thesuninperigee]

@ssalogel

[hellenhighwater]

For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is  4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant”

[writernotwaiting]

And they can run up to 40 miles per hour

[dynastylnoire]

A 16 wheeler with fur

[pilotnextdoor-deactivated201901]

I love when this post comes back

[kaijuno]

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

[bunjywunjy]

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

[kurosmind]

There’s one (1) think in Disney’s Mulan that irks me.  The jaw line.  Mulan’s jaw line is drawn differently when she’s acting as Ping. No kidding: this is her “regular, Fa Mulan” face. In this version her jaw is even highlighted by the makeup. Look how round is it.

and this is her Ping jaw. Square. Totally square.

WHY?????  Isn’t consistency in the character base shapes like, an important thing??

Not to mention how she immediately regains her long lashes as soon as she is exposed. With her round jaw obviously.

????? 

[eorzean-cabbage]

That feel when you’re Asian and your father with a bad leg was about to be sent off to surely die in a war for your great empire so you squared up both metaphorically and physically.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

it’s on the fricking vhs cover

this has bothered me since 1999

[smaug-official]

Why do you have to come for Mulan like this

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

It’s called contour sweetie

[thequantumqueer]

[catchymemes]

Mildly Interesting Dump #5

I have a hereditary gap in my eyebrow

These three ceiling fans run off of one motor

The picture of the Japanese movie advertisement is printed on two sides of the newspaper, so the full picture could be seen under light 

The perfect symmetry of this plant 

Shadow and slope makes it look like he’s floating

This tiny ceiling tile at my house

My broken antenna on my car looks like a half sunken boat.

The shower in my hotel has a little cutout so you can turn it on before getting in.

I drew poppy outlines for my class to cut out - they look like they overlap but don’t.

The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole 

Our refrigerator has revolving levels so you can reach everything easily

This window that makes my back yard look like it’s in 4 different seasons 

This one dude in the crowd in a neon shirt. 

The way this picture of a frozen puddle in my backyard looks like a landscape from the perspective of a plane.

Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds 

My neighbors are moving their entire house back 200ft.

This door in my hotel bathroom can close off either of 2 doorways.

Our dog’s paw looks like a mini-version of him 

This dead straight line of bubbles in my beer 

This “where are you from” map at The Aurora Museum in Reykjavík Iceland 

You can see the number eight between the diamonds on this 8 card.

I made a piano shelf

This purely golden bee landed on my car today 

[ringwaldhaze]

This was so satisfying 

[baddadjokez]

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it

We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer

[the-faultofdaedalus]

i love taking the idea of “the serum gave steve better muscles and better senses” and just pushing it just that little bit into uncanny valley territory. he can see very slightly into the ultravioliet and infared spectra, moves/thinks quicker than normal people (hes conciously slowing himself down a LOT bc he knows it freaks people out) and is just. really strong. all of him is very strong. he can open a can of beans with a fingernail. 

[the-faultofdaedalus]

superhuman as in “above and a little too the left of 100% human and not always in the good way”

[mandywondering]

At first, Steve didn’t notice that he could see too much, more than most people could. Before the serum, he’d been a bit colourblind, so how could he tell which new colours he was meant to see, and which he wasn’t?

Seeing in the infrared, he can finally understand what people mean when they describe someone as “glowing”. Nobody ever really explained that it’s a metaphor.

Birds and flowers are so colourful now! He can’t quite get the colours all down on paper when he draws, and people just think he’s being a bit fanciful with the patterns he gives them.

[the-faultofdaedalus]

The best thing is that of COURSE he wouldn’t realize!! He’s been colourblind for most of his life!!!!!

[the-faultofdaedalus]

kajsdkl;fjasdf @lbibliophile-mcu  this is the most hilarious thing. local man gains superpowers, genuinely does not realize he has superpowers because he’s spent most of his life in various states of “literally dying” 

[running-with-batfam]

Steve ^^

[advice-animal]

Tumblr discusses Sandy Peterson (one of the original creators of DOOM)

[humor-is-coping]

[ryuichifoxe]

[historical-nonfiction]

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

[brainstatic]

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

[sladeybyrd-deactivated20160908]

he was

[seetroublecoming]

Fun fact: This cup uses an “S-trap” which functions very similarly to the way a modern toilet flushes. The S-trap of the modern toilet was not invented until 1775, which was 2275 years after Pythagoras died.  Humans used this idea to embarrass people at parties for more than two millennia before realizing it could also be used to better pipe shit out of their houses.