[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[psalidodont]

[probuccalfat]

there’s just always something fucking happening

[explicitlyrics]

Im getting emotional about this korean man who speaks in such poetic english

[stealingpotatoes]

my cat's self confidence is usually higher than the distance he can jump down from

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[dragongirlbunny]

i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation

[respectissexy]

The best answer to this that I've seen is "You are free to do whatever you like. You must only live with the consequences."

"If it sucks, hit da bricks" is for when you realize that you actually definitely can live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.

"Sometimes being an adult means doing things that you don't wanna" is for when you've thought it over and it turns out you would strongly prefer NOT to live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.

[niyarest]

the way she squints oh my god 😭😭😭💗

[x]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[ottermatopoeia]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[preserving-tiktok]

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[otaku553]

Something about the gender roles in my family that I deeply dislike

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

what they dont tell you about growing up in the early 2010s is that fun.’s  “we are young” will make your heart ache a frankly embarrassing amount

[andrewgarfieldslut]

humanity can be so beautiful actually

[taraxippos]

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

[taraxippos]

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

[karvina]

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.