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“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

samandriel

This is so useful

tseecka

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

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damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

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#im SORRY but that post was nerdy #even by tumblr standards#its like one of the most nerdy things ive seen #and im just ccrracking the fuck up about it

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Never, have I learned more from the phrase “Can I touch your butt”.

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I have no regrets

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You made me look at this with my own two fucking eyes you monster

If living organisms evolve to avoid harm and survive to breed longer my children better be fucking masters at not squeezing the ramen cup so hard boiling water burns their fucking hand because they slipped and fucking hell this is the 3rd time this month why did god make me like this

#ramen #ramen noodles #maruchan

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Open all night, Xavier ortela

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me: i love video games

brain: let’s play video games

me: hjjjjjjjjjjjjjjrrrgHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH maybe later

#taylor swift #pls stop

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Steam the Shit out of your face!

I love steaming my face. It leaves my skin feeling soft, and gives me a glow. Here is why you should steam your face too! Steaming your face will literally steam the Shit out of your face that you don’t want.

Benefits

Cleanses pores

Increases blood circulation

Gets rid of toxins

Promotes relaxation

Gives a skin a glow

Here are the directions:

1. Grab a pot and fill it with water

2. Wash face

3. Bring the water to a hot temperature where you can see steam come from pot

4. Add any oils to the hot water

5. You can either pour the water into a bowl or leave water in pot