Trying to be funny since 2003

she/her | 22 | lesbian

[cottoncandy-icedcream]

Ayo edebiri is so fucking attractive

[cottoncandy-icedcream]

Soft launching coming out by telling my coworkers I need their input on our Juneteenth social media post but that I’ve got pride month covered

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

you seem pretty unmotivated for a girl so afraid of failure

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you have proven again and again that you can survive. this is just more of that.

[1percentcharge]

if I ever met Ryan Gosling I would be like omg Ryan I loved you in hey girl I mean they

[cottoncandy-icedcream]

This made me think of you, so I got it for you

But I’ll keep it because it made me think of you

[kosmogrl]

never kill yourself. your next mango is closer than you think.

no joke this is the best thing anyone has ever said to me. you just changed my life

[cottoncandy-icedcream]

Since I’m allergic to mangoes this implies I shouldn’t kill myself because the mango will do it for me

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[cottoncandy-icedcream]

Book/tv show idea

A tv exec decides to create a show with characters to intentionally queer bait the audience. He casts two women with incredible chemistry to play the non-romantic leads and the actors end up falling for each other

[cottoncandy-icedcream]

I’m writing a screenplay just for fun but I named a character Tim and I KEEP MISTYPING IT AS TIME

So sorry to the real person Tim is based on

[cottoncandy-icedcream]

Oh a surprise episode of the bear?

Incorrect

No ayo edebiri

This is atrocious

[memewhore]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

bud this isn't from 10 years ago this is from almost 20 years ago

[possibly-an-ace]

Happy 20th anniversary to FreeCupHolder.exe

[cottoncandy-icedcream]

Just discovered a disco shower

It’s like a regular shower but I’m home alone so I blasted disco music on my speaker

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[coffeefocusrat]

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

[coffeefocusrat]

meant an alternative milk .

[correctopinionhaver]

me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up

[godisafujoshi]

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

[ygmtwr-atrus]

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

[raylangivins]

[cottoncandy-icedcream]

I’m gonna get bangs I set a hair appointment mwahaha