just a bun

*UNOFFICIAL HIATUS* Official Detective Nerd™ Klover/Cookie Run Hell/25

[betnawr]

Two new acrylic charm preorders! ETA: Beginning of October You can get them at Kurabeans on Etsy! (No link bc tumblr hates them)

[greelin]

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

[catscenter]

[veggiedaddy]

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

[kirklanddryersheet-deactivated2]

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

[tanknspank]

Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing

[excima]

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[vieratheartist]

I love everything about this.

[iicarys]

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

[jadedsoggy]

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

[cctinsleybaxter]

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

[erinye]

woops

[animeostandgifs]

Visit Original Link

Music : In Regards to Love ~Eros~

Anime: Yuri!!! on Ice

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

*acts clueless but actually knows what’s going on at all times*

[shioppang]

He wants you to smile!

[citytowns]

got a broken heart?? put it in rice

[bey]

i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle

[theblindcat-deactivated20121122]

[bunny-booty]

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

[dontmakepeopleintoheroes]

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP

LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR

ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS

LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 

ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

[bredbathnbeyond]

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

[simptasia]

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

[torpidgilliver]

the sims do not worship the llama out of love, but out of fear

[mikeyjamesk]

me texting

me: *screenshot of meme* me

me: *screenshot of meme* you

me: *screenshot of meme* me

me: *screenshot of meme* us

me: *screenshot of meme* you af

[kingwizardandthelizardgizza-blog]

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

[quasarkisses]

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

[nudityandnerdery]

And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

[assassinregrets]

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

[marsdaydream]

I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.

[solikerez]

I FUCKING LOVE DOUGLAS ADAMS, HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING

[pippinforthewin]

I can’t believe you guys are forgetting: 

“He was experiencing the aural equivalent of looking at a picture of two black silhouetted faces and suddenly seeing it as a picture of a white candlestick.”

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[halharl-infigar]

This is honestly my whole outlook on life

[bikinip0werb0ttom-deactivated20]

MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS BACK

[notlorenzo]

The range of emotions..

[meeb-deactivated20170711]

“ha”

“ha”

“*ungodly shrieking*”