boyyoass how i had die over some macnuggets

26, he/him lesbian, ft(mtf) weird pervert blogger since 12-11-2013

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[squeakitties]

puts my roommate's very fluffy ragdoll cat in an empty field and thousands of sparrows pluck him bald for nesting material in seconds

[squeakitties]

he will be nests soon

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[deadpigdarling]

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[etorize-remade]

hit the quan

[ssluggishh]

when i tell you i laughed so hard my vision went black for a second

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[vinegarss]

it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

[bootleg-black-marble]

[vinegarss]

okay fine. it is so crazy that you all liked overwatch

[gaystation4]

[a-sentient-cup]

[revryebread]

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[neververy4]

useful mnemonic to remember the planets with

[vivian-the-catboygirl]

Mercury,

Wenus,

Searth,

Mars,

Bupiter, (the it is silent)

Faturn,

Buranus, and

Meptune

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[baradragon]

about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN

[maid-in-training]

wearing this to the family christmas just to start some drama

[rikaklassen]

Image description: Wearing a heather concrete t-shirt with the white text, "THEY CALL ME A MECH PILOT BECAUSE DEHUMANIZED HYPERSTIMULATED FORCE_FEMINIZED LOBOMITE ISN'T A JOB TITLE".

[realmsofgames]

undertale > school

[nextlevelsmp3]

been thinking about this tweet for a month straight