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smoqueen-deactivated20251108

new avgn remix

Hes going to drink a cup of your tea

finder-plus

It helps him grow his limbs back real fast

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

Hed rather drink

A cup of tea

Than get to have his arms cut off once again

arobotmadeforjerkinu

lesvegas

OP’s blog is driving me insane. I know this is clearly a very specific fetish but I still want you all to look at this gif they made

954effpurple

shout outs to these as well

buzzlightyearhugecock

I DON’T HAVE

FREE WILL

keithjamescomics

Scam the Gods, Lie 5, Page 1 https://scamthegods.com/index.html?pg=129

onceiwashere

could post like “taylor swift sleeps upside down like a bat and travis kelce feeds her mashed fruit insects and sugar water with a medicine pipette” and inevitably one of the internet’s venerable hall monitors will be like “excuse me? THIS isn’t true. Hmmmmm, i wonder if people would even believe this if the OP said it about a MAN” well i wouldn’t say it about a man because there aren’t any men who do that it’s literally just her. Duh

pjackk

Its hard to use parking lot without smashing into lots of other cars but thabkfuly i think its cheap to get it fixed so no harm no fowl

boppinbobby-moved-deactivated20

he destroyed the bond of friendship and respect between the only people left who'd even look him in the eye

Kingpin

Merry Clickmas!

Merry Clickmas 2021!

Merry Clickmas 2022!

Merry Clickmas 2023!

hlvraiconfessions

#half life #hlvrai

bibbyboy-deactivated20150925

Anybody remember broneys? Them wild sons of guns they loved horses.

seinfelt

The Many Floors

Jerry loses a tooth in the middle of a performance and it skitters out into the audience. As he crawls around on the sticky comedy club floor trying to find it, the disgusted audience refusing to help him, more of his teeth eject from his gums and scatter across the floor. When he finally collects them all, he emerges triumphantly from behind a table, blood smearing his toothless face, and continues his set as if nothing happened.

George gets into the elevator in his office’s building and presses the button for his floor. The doors close, but when they reopen moments later, there’s nothing outside but a hundred-foot drop into an empty field. There are no buildings as far as he can see, and the elevator seems impossibly suspended in the air. He tries pressing buttons for other floors, but the doors always reopen onto the same scene at the same elevation, only with different weather conditions.

Elaine has a dream wherein she’s the Vice President of the United States and Puddy is in a wheelchair with a pregnant wife. Taking this as a sign, she breaks up with him immediately upon waking, but quickly realizes she’s too apathetic to even consider starting a political career.

After several days in the elevator, George has developed an elaborate system for collecting rainwater from 14 and catching pigeons to eat on 5, which he cooks in the sunlight of the hellishly ozone-bereft 12. He spends most of his time enjoying the balmy breeze on 4, riding up to the blizzard on 11 whenever he begins to feel overheated. After a while, the boredom gets to him, and he takes a closer look at the elevator’s control panel, where he discovers a button he hadn’t seen before. With no hope left for rescue, he presses it and the doors close. After what seems like an hour of slow descent, the bell finally dings and the doors slide open, revealing an enormous audience rimmed by gigantic, toothless gums. The elevator tilts forward and he nearly falls out, hanging through the door as what appears to be blood drips from all around him. Eventually he manages to clamber back inside and desperately stabs at the “Door Close” button, but to no avail.

Kramer is furious when he learns that his deposits at the sperm bank have earned no interest.