fun fact: you don't need to be dead to haunt someone. you can literally go round to their house and do all the stuff a ghost would do right now
occasionally subtle
RMH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
$LAYYYTER
almost home
Noah Kahan

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Product Placement
Doug Jones
Interview Vampire Daily
Today's Document

PR's Tumblrdome
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pixel skylines
ojovivo
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Sade Olutola
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seen from Bangladesh
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@countessimp
fun fact: you don't need to be dead to haunt someone. you can literally go round to their house and do all the stuff a ghost would do right now
Vulva Pilgrim Badge (14th c.) ◆ The Netherlands ~ A vulva on legs, staff in hand, off to find salvation
THANK YOU DON’T MIND IF I DO
Okay I’ve seen this mentioned a couple times but
If I’m not mistaken (tumblr historians fact-check me) Merlin was just given a shit ton of jobs he absolutely would not have to do in a properly functioning castle.
Like
Arthur’s laundry? Laundresses.
Mucking out stables? Tacking horses? Stable Master and Stable Boys.
Scrubbing floors? Housemaids/Maidservants.
Delivering messages? Pages.
Sharpening weapons? Squires and Blacksmiths.
Taking care of Arthur’s wardrobe? Chamberlain.
Not even to mention that as the literal Prince’s Personal Servant he had wayyyy more power in the staff hierarchy than I think he ever realized.
Arthur just looked at this poor farmer-boy peasant who had never even seen a castle before in his life and decided to give him the work of 6 different people, just to be petty, correctly assuming he wouldn’t know any better, then proceeded to keep that up for like 10 years.
Merlin: *slams open Arthur’s door*
Arthur: Merlin? You alright there?
Merlin: I’ve just had a lovely conversation with Elizabeth, the Laundress
Arthur: *with fear* …Okay?
Merlin: You know what she said to me?
Arthur: Do I want to know?
Merlin: She said “Oh Merlin, I just don’t know why you insist on doing all that extra work for Arthur!”
Arthur: *eyes widen*
Merlin: When were you going to tell me what The Prince’s Manservant actually does???
Arthur: Uh… You see…. But you’re just so good at it all!
Merlin: *eyes glowing* You should run.
Arthur: *standing up* I should run.
Merthur in a nutshell
Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake
We could have been eating him
You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.
Jolene
I had my whole night planned, but now ao3 is down.
What am I supposed to do? Sleep?
c. 1890 Postcard
HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP
My face when I remember that OUAT made Rumple & Belle Carl & Ellie:
like a centaur to an apple
How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party
People who don't hyperfixate will never know the slightly horrible, completely impossible-to-replicate feeling of being so intensely invested in something it possesses you, takes over your waking thoughts and rides some weird line between being excited, anxious, and stressed as hell while still being entirely some other beast.
I think I found my new favorite comic of all time
If existence is meaningless, create your own purpose and meaning.
this is everything I ever needed, and I had no idea until now.
i hope when i choose not to allow apps to send me notifications it hurts them
Commission for bilbos-pantaloons.
I was told I’m good with expressions, I hope this doesn’t disappoint.