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[m1stl3t03]

little ilya with his mom

[rylandsgrace]

#Welcome back, Sharpay

High School Musical 2 (2007) dir. Kenny Ortega // Madwoman - Laufey (2026)

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[officialbillhader]

[dykestoevsky]

saw a post last night that was like “it’s ironic that shane is a neurotic little dork who just HAPPENS to play a violent masculine sport” and my head almost popped like a balloon. HES A JOCK!!! HES A FUCKING JOCK!!!!!!!!!! please i’m begging you shane hollander is a jock

[dimplesandfierceeyes]

@faillen these tags are spot on. I think we all need to remember that "high hockey IQ" ≠ "high IQ". It means he's good at playing hockey; he's good at seeing players weaknesses and exploiting them; he's got an instinct for knowing exactly where a puck is gonna be so he can catch it on his stick and whack out of his opponents' possession.

It does not mean he's a science nerd who's accidentally wandered into the rink and got himself drafted to the NHL 'my mom sold me to 1D' style.

[thisfeebleheart]

"It's a long story."

Shane and Ilya through the years

[childweanedonpoison]

heated rivalry italian dub is giving

[childweanedonpoison]

#the gay spin-off of alta infedeltà lol (lazynbored)

[aslongasitsblack]

i love you chronically online ilya rozanov i love you redditor ilya rozanov i love you anonymous hate commenter on shit that does not matter ilya rozanov

shane [glances over at ilya’s phone and sees ilya frantically typing in cyrillic, stomach dropping to his ass because he thinks ilya’s getting into it with alexei again]: what are you doing?

ilya: arguing with somebody

shane: who?

ilya: i don’t know somebody on youtube short [clicks on profile picture and it shows a blurry photo of an ugly small dog] i dont think that is them

[suraks-sweet-tits]

Rainbow capitalism but its the Ottawa centaurs getting amazing hockey players for cheap just cus they're gay

[nyxelestia]

Coach Wiebe caught between genuinely wanting the league to stop being homophobic and for queer players everywhere to be safe and happy vs benefiting from hockey being so homophobic that he gets some of the best players in the league for cheap

[petitesmafia]

come back. (insp)

[countingfailuresnotstars]

Connor Storrie at the Golden Globes

[gnawu]

#notcrying

[thisfeebleheart]

[chaoticpaige]

Oh, he knows.

[wizkhalifabouncing]

living a double life except it’s just irl vs tumblr

[cloudabserk]

joke shamelessly stolen from this post:

[uno-gang]

Another great thing about Heated Rivalry on the meta-meta level is the fact that Connor Storrie has so many moles. Because in my native language the word for mole is literally mother's mark and we have this folk believe that they represent your mother's love for you. Because it "leaves marks on you".

That means that Ilya is covered head to toe in physical embodiments of his mother's love for him. He has so many moles, he is so loved.

And there is no way this could've been an active casting decision, because why would it be? It just shows that Connor Storrie was destined to play mama's boy Ilya Rozanov

(And don't even get me started on the big mole on his cheek, that is like prime cheek kissing location)