hi

[impastabowl]

[j0shdngr-deactivated20151111]

chill it’s cos your rare

[maplesuhtori]

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

[amoying]

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

[littlechaosgremlin]

Omg

[morethanonepage]

[hillarygayle-deactivated2015021]

It got better

[best-of-memes]

[poofyoddish-blog-deactivated202]

you know what i realized. maybe i’m a leslie knope. maybe i won’t meet my ben wyatt for like another ten years.

you want to know why? because if i met him now, he’d be the mayor of fucking ice town and i can’t handle that shit.

but when i meet him, he’ll be ben. he’ll be sweet and kind and geeky and have a slammin’ booty. it’s a long way away, but that’s okay.

[barthvader]

this? is the most? motivational thing? I’ve ever read?

[boymeetsworldgifs]

[magicofanimation-deactivated201]

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[deeplifequotes]

Never let an ex define your worth or worthiness of love. If they had seen your worth in the first place, maybe they wouldn’t be an ex.

Charles Orlando (via deeplifequotes)

[softkylo]

you mean there are people who,,,,don’t check their notifications obsessively? there are people who don’t need constant Validation™? sorry but im gonna need some written proof signed & sealed

[-emmaaa]

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[quetzalpali]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[nasturbate]

hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis

[2000ish]

[funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2]

The more things change… 1976 | 2017

[decaflesbian]

I cant believe this actually happened

[starsfadingbutilingeron]

honestly same

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

*loves being independent and spending time with myself *wants to get married Tomorrow