Courtney Hates Jane

Courtney hates Jane. Jane hates Courtney. Sometimes Ashley and Chloe make an appearance. Often alcohol, drugs, shoplifting, parties, the police and teen runaways are involved. This is the place to read all about the adventures of Courtney 'Gaga' Brooks and this girl she hates named Jane. Oh and YES, Courtney is a girl.

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Courtney's mom sounds like she's as dumb as a box of hammers.

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Courtney gets Melissa to do her dirty work.

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Is she crazy? Well, yeah, of course she is, though the woman who whipped her own back can hardly be said to be the epitome of sanity either.

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"...she started crying and said her baby is so ugly!!!"

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Still considering the deep issues of the day.

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"...I have amazing hygiene."

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Ashley is still all about the Lady Gaga.

(In response to the question: "Am I dieing? (Legit).?")

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Part two - Jane's explanation.

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Part one - Jane thinks Courtney is sensible? That's her first mistake right there.

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"I want to mess him up before I break up our friendship."

Sounds about right.

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Maybe he was just scared, having heard of all the psycho things Ashley gets up to, and wanted to make a pre-emptive attack.

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What sort of lawyer tells his daughter to "just run away and make sure no one sees you"?

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Strange, Courtney's never needed help being rude to people before...

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"turkey turkey"?

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Are heels really that professional, Ashley?

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"this bitch breaks her iPad, and expects me to pay for it? crazy girl"

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Yes, jailbreaking an iPod is totally the behaviour of a slut. Ashley's mom is weird.