We're swimming in the flood.

[soul-vintage-deactivated2019031]

[thekwikemart]

[promotional-kitten-baskets]

My desired aesthetic

[saiasus]

Heathers (1988)

[bey]

I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty.

[theshitneyspears]

omfg

[chaotic-tides-deactivated201803]

[itsthatunique]

                                        Happy Christmas, Harry.                                                                                                                                         Happy Christmas, Ron.

[markoneseven]

[juliastiles]

I do believe they think I am some sort of god.

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

[nevver]

Behind you, Brian Coldrick

[ednursey]

[damnyoudisney-deactivated201801]

♫ Baby come back, you can blame it all on me I was wrong, and I just can’t live without you ♫

(prev. uploaded on my other blog)

[princesconsuela]

THE OFFICE | Christmas Episodes

2.10 Christmas Party

3.10/11 A Benihana Christmas

5.10 Moroccan Christmas

6.13 Secret Santa

7.11/12 Classy Christmas

8.10 Christmas Wishes

9.09 Dwight Christmas

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

How come when a house is haunted it’s always ghost from the 1800’s? Why there ain’t ever any ghosts from 2007 who screams “ITS BRITNEY BITCH!”  3 in the morning

[theofficeedit]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Snoop has done so much weed he’s on a higher plane of understanding.

[ethnicthunder]

Oscar and Gary Fisher (via Carrie Fisher’s twitter)

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[smitethestate]

I lost it at the dreidel song bit fuck.

[courtneysghost]

@crystalballerr