couthy-fox

ENJOY

[moniquill]

Solidarity

[snazzymolasses]

For those who don't understand, EBT are food stamps (government money for buying food for low-income people). Because the money is from the government, it comes with horrific restrictions, one of which is you cannot buy "prepared" food with it. You can only buy raw chicken, not cooked chicken, for example.

This kitchen is getting around that stupid rule by selling you raw, unprepared chicken, and then charging your EBT account for raw, unprepared chicken.

Then as a side thing, totally unrelated, they cook the chicken for free. Since you bought raw chicken with the EBT, it's legal. There's no law against cooking people's raw chicken for free for them. That's just charity.

This kitchen is a blessing to anyone who doesn't have a kitchen of their own.

[beardedmrbean]

Everyone is so proud of him too, as they should be

[catchymemes]

[astoriachef]

I have some bad news. It could happen at any second.

“Sharon, if you’re listening, I want my dog back.”

[thecooler]

They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

[tiktoks-repost]

[wolfchaldo]

[fangcore]

the face of a new man

[wallaceandpestle]

lord of the flies is so fake this is what teenage boys are really like

[is-this-fascism]

have you ever had jehovah's witnesses knock on your door?

yes

no

i am a jehovah's witness

idk what a jehovah's witness is

Voting ended onAug 14, 2024

[is-this-fascism]

[theyshutmedownagain]

[teaboot]

Jesus christ I love humanity

[birdwatchy-standaround]

everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

[phaeton-flier]

It looks like it would be so excited to run over when you needed a bowl

[fruitpeels]

Got distracted. Saw a cool bug

[catchymemes]

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

[eclogues]

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

[eclogues]

ugh. just found out my neighbor named all her 16 kids after mine. ok now everyone line up

[rain-droplet]

gotta be one of my favorite posts actually

[hayleyolivia]

Just a dandy boy 🌻

[kallistoi]

[image description: an animation of a lion-like creature with a green leafy body and a dandelion flower for a head. it walks along, then sits and yawns. end description.]

[iosonomer-blog]

[drtanner]

GO BABY GO

[parrhesiac]

I love this. I *love* this.

Not only does the child have the rhythm and their part down precisely, but also, they are clearly doing the very-small-child thing of reserving exactly nothing.

Children have to learn not to use all of the force they're capable of, adults mostly never use all of the force they are capable of, but here someone has given this child exactly the opportunity to use all of the force their body can produce, and do it musically.

The glee of that all-out effort in a context where clearly the people around them approve and appreciate their contribution? Amazing.

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[imaginarycircus]

Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

[should-be-sleeping]

You’re never alone. There is always calming cat.

[landmineblogging]

fur mew

[waterbottlegrey-blog]

oh. she is very calming.

[thatpinkkwitch]

i just heard the phrase “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more

[artbylittlebug]