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Headcanon that the centaurs do see Shane first and foremost as Ilyaâs husband because, duh, they knew Ilya first and thatâs his husband â husband!!
And at first, Shane is like fuck yeah I get to be a husband, and then halfway through the season heâs like guys⊠I feel the need to remind you that Iâm actually Shane fucking Hollander
The centaurs then begin treating Ilya as Shane Hollanderâs husband. Ilya does not mind.
GET HER A WATER BOTTLE!!!!?!!?!!! đŠ
Right next to the no smoking sign? Oh we're going for irony huh
Fem! Hollanov (Jane & Lily) đ
She'd laughed, and if he could have bottled the sound and gotten drunk on it every night, he would have. It terrified him.
The first of 4 endpapers I got to illustrate for Illumicrateâs special edition of Six of Crows!! So happy I finally got to draw this scene!!
One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave âïž
call that the Hollander Goodbye
thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks đ
Ilya, some indeterminate time in the future, chasing after their toddler whose instinct is to do a runner the moment everyone starts standing too long, thus perfecting the Hollander Goodbye early: wowâŠgenetic
The Metros absolutely crush Buffalo, and Shane's phone get's broken in the post-game locker room celebration chaos.
He is Freaking Out bc he doesn't actually know what Ilya's phone number is. His SIM card got crushed underneath a pair skates, so there's no recovering "Lily's" contact card.
On top of that, his old Ottowa number won't transfer to his Montreal provider. So "Lily's" texts will now be delivered into the ether. Or to some random person's phone if his old Ottowa number gets given out again.
Ilya of course has literally no idea this has happened and is sending his usual flirtatious messages to...silence. No response. He's not even getting left on read. Because the messages aren't even getting read. He goes through the five stages of grief. Fuck Shane Hollander, he doesn't need this shit. They're supposed to play against each other Tomorrow for fucks sake. His resolve lasts for about....two hours? And then he's on social media. What's this fucking asshole up to that he can't even read Ilya's texts?
He pulls up the first interview, the one right after Buffalo. Shane looks....really stressed out. Which is confusing given that they've just won.
"Yes of course I am super happy to win. Unfortunately the locker room celebration did get a little out of hand though."
He holds up his mangled phone.
"So if you're trying to contact me, sorry about that!"
He's blushing and smiling and seems so flustered and embarrassed. He's looking at a camera, millions of people can hear him, but he's speaking directly to Ilya. Ilya's face breaks out into his "you have a stylist?" smile. He feels....a little embarrassed about his crashout, but also super fucking relieved. Ilya swipes through a couple more videos and watches the most recent interview.
"We are absolutely looking forward to facing off against the Raiders. Also I brought this up last time but, turns out I can't keep my old phone number. So if you're texting me and I'm not responding, it's because I can't!"
He laughs, but it seemd a bit forced. Like he might tear up if he gets pushed the wrong way. Ilya goes back and watches through all the interviews since the Buffalo game. Shane has found a way to bring up his broken phone in every single interview for the past two weeks. It's so sweet...and also a little heartbreaking. He knew exactly what was gonna happen, and was terrified of Ilya thinking that he didn't want to talk to him. He didn't want Ilya to feel alone and confused and upset. He's so fucking ernest and endearing.
Ilya cannot Wait to give him shit about it on the ice tomorrow.
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Post-TLG Hollanov are woken at an ungodly hour by Shaneâs phone. Shane answers and Yuna tells him to put her on speaker phone. Shane does and she tells them not to freak out but someone put a hidden camera in their hotel room when they were last in St. Louis, and the video is now on the internet. Yuna is working to get it taken down, but itâs spread like wildfire. Shane and Ilya are like âoh shitâ and start to panic because the last time they played in St Louis a really bad snow storm rolled in, so they were stuck there for an extra day and spent the whole day fucking. An unauthorized Hollanov sex tape hits the internet. Half of the fandom is like âdonât watch it, respect their privacyâ and other half is giving play-by-play commentary and writing essays about the video. #ProRiderShane, #ServiceTopIlya, and #TwoBigDicks are trending. Shane wants the earth to swallow him whole while Ilya tweets out âDamn, we look so good togetherâ and Shane takes Ilyaâs phone and flushes it down the toilet.
The internet's favorite part is the extended cut TM which shows the evening before when both of them get in tired from a long game that went into OT and Ilya tries to talk Shane into blowjobs but Shane's like you took a brutal hit and you can barely keep your eyes open we are not having sex, we are sleeping and Ilya gives him the cottage blowie on the phone eyes so Shane makes him a deal: if Ilya can stay awake until Shane's done with his bathroom routine, he'll blow him and Ilya fucking Rozanov, Terror On The Ice, gives his husband the biggest pout because you will cheat Shane and Shane is like I've never cheated once in my life asshole, and Ilya says, outraged, you will take extra long so I will fall asleep! Just like you wear your glasses when you want me to clean up my socks. That's not cheating that's an incentive, Shane shoots back and is so pissed about the cheating accusation he actually goes to the bathroom even though he was half a second from caving because he does really want to blow Ilya. Anyway you can see on the video how Ilya fucking Rozanov, one half of the league's sleep paralysis demon duo is trying stubbornly staying awake playing something on his phone and then just nods off. And then Shane comes back, not even three minutes later because that man is weak and that was not his full bathroom routine in any universe, but Shane just smiles softly and takes Ilya's phone and puts it on the nightstand. And then he gets a water bottle and puts it there too and then he gets into bed with him and even half asleep Ilya throws and arm over Shane and wiggles half on top of him. And when the gifs of that go viral Ilya finally crashes out and orders Yuna to hire ten more lawyers and find those fucking thieves because that moment was for no one else but him, fuck them Shane that is huge invasion of privacy Shane I will murder them!
Someone online makes a comment about how Shane probably isnât a very good boyfriend, saying his flat affect and resting neutral face in paparazzi pics and video must mean heâs detached and not affectionate compared to Ilya who is much more overtly affectionate
Ilya then has the rest of the Centaurs help him make a compilation of secretly filmed Shane moments showing how good a boyfriend he is
Ilya doing the âwould you still love me if I was a worm?â thing and without missing a beat or asking any questions Shane just goes âYeahâ
Harris films himself asking Shane random Ilya questions and Shane always having an answer. âHey what Ilyaâs favorite milkshake flavor?â âMint.â âIâm buying everyone fun socks, whatâs Ilyaâs favorite color?â âBlue, but only if itâs light, he doesnât like dark blue.â âWhatâs Ilyaâs favorite fruit?â âPears.â
Troy waits for Shane to sit on the bench looking at his phone or tying his skates then says âOh hey Ilyaâs coming inâ and catches multiple examples of Shane immediately scootching over to one side to make room for Ilya to sit next to him
Ilya puts his feet up on Shaneâs lap silently and Shane starts lightly massaging them. Ilya lays his head on Shaneâs shoulder and Shane starts quietly playing with his hair
They film Ilya handing Shane random things and asking him to hold them and Shane does without question. The internets favorite is the one where Ilya pulls a pineapple out of his bag and asks Shane to hold it and he agrees, getting his gear on one handed so he can keep holding the pineapple in the other
Hayden gets a video of Shane letting Ruby brush his hair and fill it with clips while he and Jade do Ilyaâs nails, Ilya laying with a face mask and cucumbers over his eyes and his head on Shaneâs lap
jealous of ruby and jade for getting the ability to officiate hollanovs very real wedding
@deathbyhockey here you go again idk if anyone's done it for you yet
@powerplaypressure made top gif idk who made the HR
Yuna Hollander I've been in love with you for years and I didn't even know it (Suits, 1x04)
"Is a nice view, hm?" Ilya's lips curled to the side, head tilted back a little. The smoke from his cigarette drifted up into the chilly night sky.
They were in Vegas, on the same roof top as all these years ago at the end of their rookie season.
Shane rolled his eyes with a fond smile and looked out over the illuminated skyline.
"I still can't believe you kissed me here."
"Oh, you can't?" another drag with a smirk.
"Someone could've seen us! I still don't-" Shane drew his brows together. Thinking something over. Ilya was well aquainted with his face when he disected something in his brain.
"What was up with you that night? You weren't jealous that I won." He stated it as a fact. And no, Ilya hadn't been. And now Shane knew him well enough that he realised that.
"No." He finished the cigarette and took a deep breath of night air.
"I was miserable because it was the first time going back to russia. My new life, my new...freedom-" he shrugged "it all felt like it was about to go away." Ilya's eyes found Shane's. "And then you came up here. With your freckles and your pretty eyes and suggested we fuck-"
"I did not!"
"Mhmm" Ilya pulled his lips to one side and tilted his head left and right. "Is what you wanted, Hollander."
"I-" Shane pauses because. Well, yes. But he made it sound so impersonal. It had been, kind of. But- ugh. "I guess."
Ilya grinned and came slowly towards him.
"It made me realise all the things I could never have." Shane was frowning at the explanation but his features softened when Ilya's hands found his hips. "But now look at me."
Ilya leaned in to kiss him and Shane's arms wrapped around him like muscle memory.
"Kissing my husband and is okay when someone sees." Shane let his forehead fall against Ilya's.
"Sorry I didn't know that then."
Ilya lifted his head to look at him, down the line of his nose with his eyes half closed and soft.
"It is okay, Shane." he dipped in for another kiss. "You can suggest we fuck now."
Shane snorted and mumbled "Oh my god, you're the worst." into Ilya's neck.
i feel like after hollanov goes public they absolutely get asked who bottoms, and while shane has a perfectly professional âthat is a deeply personal question and i would prefer my relationship not be boiled down to cheap stereotypesâ statement prepared (if he even dignifies them with a response), ilya just says shit like âis me, i am bottom, love to get dicked down by hollander, what you donât think big tough russian can take it like a man?â and nobody quite knows if heâs kidding or not
Shane does an interview after they're outed where he says, kind of off-handedly, that the one thing that still bothers him about having to keep their relationship secret for so long is that there are no pictures of them together as a couple from those years.
Someone clips it and it goes viral.
Over the next few days, Shane and Ilya's mentions start to get flooded with pictures. Mostly it's screenshots from various games they played against each other, meticulously picked through by dedicated fans to find every moment Shane and Ilya looked at each other on the ice.
Some screenshots get shared by hundreds of different people because they stand out so obviously: Shane and Ilya meeting each other's eyes during a face off; Ilya looking at Shane while his back is turned, naked longing visible on his face; Shane chasing after Ilya with a small but delighted grin.
There are also pictures from press events, award ceremonies, behind the scenes at All Stars. Seemingly any time Shane and Ilya got captured in the same frame gets dug up and shared.
Finally, a couple of weeks later, the director of Shane and Ilya's CCM commercial posts outtakes from their shoot. It's captioned 'Took a bit of digging but I knew I still had these somewhere! I had to make my contribution to the #HollanovArchives even though this must have been a while before they got together. These kids had crazy chemistry, right from the start!'
Shane hasn't responded to the onslaught yet, too overwhelmed by the (slightly terrifying) dedication of their fans as well as the fact that he now has dozens of pictures clearly displaying his and Ilya's love for each other during a time in their lives when it was so desperately hidden.
He does respond now, sharing the director's post with a sincere (and publicist-approved) caption thanking him and the fans.
Ilya also shares the post, tacking on 'yes if a while means a few hours đ ' like he didn't cry when Shane showed him the videos.
