Covered in Strawberries

[coveredinstrawberries]

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[girlnextvore]

[petite-guignol]

OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.

anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol

[punky-rooster]

[fiendir]

[thelogicalghost]

TRAGICALLY this is photoshopped. Real box:

[mossdftba]

[Image descriptions:

Image 1 is a close up photo of a barbie doll wearing a swimsuit in the packaging. The packaging features a circle around promotional text that reads “barbie really squirts”.

Image 2 is the “good for her” reaction image with no caption.

Image 3 is a photo of the full packaging for the barbie. The promotional text from image 1 is shown to read “barbie really squirts water” and the cropped image was edited to remove the last word. End IDs.]

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

Everyday • Our Way to Fall • Saturday • Let's Save Tony Orlando's House • Last Days of Disco • The Crying of Lot G • You Can Have It All • Tears Are in Your Eyes • Cherry Chapstick • From Black to Blue • Madeline • Tired Hippo • Night Falls on Hoboken

Have you listened to And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside-Out by Yo La Tengo (2000)?

Yes, the entire album!

Partially, some but not all songs

No, but familiar with it

Haven't heard of it before

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

Spotify ♪ Bandcamp ♪ YouTube

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[wovi]

[girlfailure-poetics]

who cares if you don't fully "get" the weird postmodernist novel on your first read, or if the experimental arthouse film is opaque to you on your first viewing? you are not being graded. you are not being scored. there is value in the attempt. every time i've read House of Leaves or watched Blue Velvet, I've gotten something new from it. the idea that you might not "get" something and therefore shouldn't bother with it is so silly to me

[coveredinstrawberries]

"you are not being graded"

[topcat77]

 David Shrigley

You Must Eat Ice Cream, 2026

[normalmammal]

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

[normalmammal]

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

[toiich]

Debbie Harry on The Muppet Show (1981)

[coveredinstrawberries]

I was in the right place at the right time to get to see this band (sight unseen) play live when this album was new and they passed through my city. I don't know that I'd have ever heard of them otherwise, and I've certainly never heard anyone talk about them since then. This whole album is great.

[creatureprofessor]

ever since an astronomer mentioned it during a lecture that the Earth could still have 6 moons (not of the same size) if our regular Moon didn't absorb them way back when, i have been haunted by the thought of seeing six moons up in the sky. wouldn't that be sick as hell

[plaguedocboi]

The Earth also probably used to have a ring system back during the Ordovician and I’m incredibly scunched that I missed it

[coveredinstrawberries]

This is the first I'm hearing about the Ordovician ring system and now I'm slightly more devastated than I was before

[nondelphic]

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

[evilwizard]

he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

[evilwizard]

one must imagine sisyphus big naturals

[coveredinstrawberries]

[coveredinstrawberries]