THE SALT QUEEN

Hey, I'm Covinskey. I blog mostly Welcome to Night Vale, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, RWBY, and Star Wars. Icon by the incredible and talented purplezombieattack, my datemate!

[covinskey]

Merry Christmas to @cowpocalypse! 

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Welcome to Done Vale, population: Carlos

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this post marked the beginning of my end

[parakeet]

[intro-nevermind]

gold gets liquified at 1063°C (1945°F) and that means you’d have that running through your body. you’d die.

[parakeet]

I really like this criticism bc the part you find unrealistic and a hazard is the temperature of the gold not the fact that it’s there in the first place

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sickfuture]

[adulthoodisokay]

H̴̨̡̙̰͙͚̮̟̜͚̣̯̲̏͛̍ͮ͞Ǫ̼̲͚̙͉͍͔̹̝͎̏ͯͮͣͥ̔̋̿̍̔̒̿ ͮ̄H̸̴͉̲̳̗̱̟͇̤͕͖̽̾́͐̓ͤ̔̌ͯO̵̧̝̼̱̩̱̜̘͍̼̥̱͇̭̒̽̊̾͒̽̍̐̇͑ͅ ̍́͆H̱̠̠̭̩͙̞ͬ̍ͩ̿̃̄ͬͫ̃ͪͤ͐̏́͘͟͡O̶ͨ̋͋ͦ̐̑̃ͯͦ̉ͫ͑͝҉̫̝͖͎̝͎̙͓͈̱̪̻͈͈͚̞

[cheese24k]

[formerinfant]

OH MY GOD

[asukaskerian]

laughing so hard i’m crying a little holy shit

[ladypalerider-deactivated201503]

NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO

M A X I M U M   O V E R D R I V E

[robotlyra]

[REVVING INTENSIFIES]

[animentality]

“Gotta go fast-”

“But why Reggie-”

“GOTTA-”

“I AM ALSO COMPEL-”

[niuniente]

IF I DON’T REBLOG THIS ASSUME I’M DEAD

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“Oh no! I rolled my guys!”

Our DM uses little d6’s to number the baddies in our campaign and he picked them up out of their places by accident and rolled them to calculate the damage they were about to inflict.

[lazy-vegetarian]

A Little Knit Music by Julia Blake on Ravelry

[likeloveadore]

I was walking my dog today and this little boy stopped to pat her and was asking questions about her. He wanted to know where I got her and I said she was adopted from a shelter.

Boy: Have you told her yet? Me: What? Boy: Have you told her that she’s adopted? Me: Yes, she knows. Boy: That’s good, you should never keep a secret from a dog.

[hypokeimena]

i love that harry goes to the owlery to hang out with hedwig… the boy is so sweet? owls don’t really seem to be treated like pets by wizarding society as a whole - they don’t live in the dorms like cats / rats / toads do, etc - and so like its just. hjp hangs out with his wizard email address because he is a sweet and gentle boy.

[idiona]

[doujinshi]

[ponchizs]

Yuri and Victor official twitter sketch 

[yuri-on-ice-confessions]

the fic: there’s only one bed

my ass, knowing damn well they’re gonna fucking share that bed: are they gonna share the bed 👀?

[covinskey]

harry: if i had a sickle for every time voldemort fired a killing curse at me and i didn't die

harry: i'd have two sickles

harry: which isn't that much, but it's weird that it happened twice

[emilyscartoons]

#SlytherinSunday special RAVENCLAW edition! More special editions coming up before Christmas, I wonder what they’ll be…🤔