Yeehaw🐀🤠

Just a little cowboy in a big world

[pvrrhadve]

taking a polly pocket dress out of my pocket with shaky hands and putting it in my mouth like a cigarette

[camilicy]

Come horse lovers 🐎✨🍎

[titsay]

[catcrumb]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[marithlizard]

Eat your heart out, Hemingway.

[theweirdwideweb]

[sourcreammachine]

hi

1 quastion

hi i can’t fucking see

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

The fact you got to keep worming no matter how hard life gets and how sick or tired or like done you are

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

WORKING

[roseytint-deactivated20181213]

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

[peachfromcmbyn]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[urmumsfan]

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

[cannibalchicken]

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[naidje]

Try it

[finalset]

the summer is for having the worst time of your life

[maxxie-or-smth]

rule number one don't tell anyone anything ever

[monsterfucker69420]

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

[stuckinapril]

do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day