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All of the following posts AND REPLIES are done in character of what the owner of this blog sees as their own Headcanons. Dont take anything to heart. its genuinely just shits and giggles as ROLE-PLAY out of literal BOYFRIEND ASMR. It is not that deep.

DNI: Bigotts (homophobe, transphobe, racists etc.), creeps, maga

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Being gently guided into a room by Vincent??

David, Angel AND Sam are all sitting down looking at me???

What is this- OH SHIT ITS AN INTERVENTION-

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Apparently its not "cool" and "hip with the kids" anymore to say youre gonna end it after minor inconveniences. Apparently it "actually makes people worried" 🙄

#wheres the so called freedom of speech?????#lame smh #redacted roleplay #redacted rp #redacted darlin #redacted tank #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted fandom #redacted shaw pack #redacted david #redacted angel #redacted sam #angel shaw #david shaw #sam collins #redacted vincent #vincent solaire

Being gently guided into a room by Vincent??

David, Angel AND Sam are all sitting down looking at me???

What is this- OH SHIT ITS AN INTERVENTION-

#GET ME OUT OF HERE #HELP #redacted roleplay #redacted rp #redacted darlin #redacted tank #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted fandom #redacted shaw pack #redacted david #redacted angel #redacted sam #angel shaw #david shaw #sam collins #redacted vincent #vincent solaire

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I was having a fever and decided to shift just to deal with it. Reasonable, right?

So why was Sam putting fever meds in meatballs before "just giving me a treat".

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Okay, yes, but that is so not the point of this post.

The point is that he TRICKED me!

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I was having a fever and decided to shift just to deal with it. Reasonable, right?

So why was Sam putting fever meds in meatballs before "just giving me a treat".

#redacted roleplay #redacted rp #redacted darlin #redacted tank #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted fandom #redacted shaw pack #redacted sam #sam collins

Me & Ash have heard so many David Lectures™️ that we've started making bingo boards for pack meetings

#redacted roleplay #redacted rp #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted tank #redacted darlin #redacted fandom #redacted shaw pack #redacted asher #asher talbot #redacted david #david shaw

"Mates groupchat" this

"pack groupchat" that

Wheres the knowing evil ex's/men whos names are basically slurs at this point???

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Sam wanted to go fishing, so i tagged along. Though it was gonna be regular and what not 'till the guy literally went to stand in the water, looking like Will Graham in Hannibal.

Sometimes i forget how country the guy can be.

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Asher keeps begging us to play some D&D one shot. I just know Milo wants to too but wont admit it.

I swear to god if David actually somehow agrees im gonna try my everything to get the whole party killed including myself.

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Apparently Milo and Sneaks dont "need a catsitter" just cause theyre "only out of town for a day" 🙄

Booooo👎👎👎👎

Aggro my absolute GOAT where you at

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What many dont know, is i almost accidentally elbowed Davids mate in the face when i first met them. (It was a rough patch okay-)

Also contrary to popular belief, Angels got a MEAN right hook.

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David is built like a Samsung smart fridge how the fuck does that man get through doors???

#no one tell him i said that-#redacted roleplay #redacted rp #redacted darlin #redacted tank #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted fandom #redactedverse #redacted shaw pack #redacted david #david shaw

They always say "am i dreaming? Slap me" and then act surprised when i sucker punch them 🤷

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im sorry WHAT teen in the pack said "I know a guy" and pointed at me????

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Who the FAWK compared Shaw Security to Paw Patrol-

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That fucker is dumb as a brick sometimes, so maybe Ash.

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Y'all dont even get it- Sam got one of those tea kettles that whistle, i gotta hear that three times a day :'(

#damn southerners #redacted roleplay #redacted rp #redacted darlin #redacted tank #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted fandom #redacted sam #sam collins

All my homies (me [i am the homies]) Love annoying Milo by saying Spanish words incorrectly. We gonna eat some chue-so-dillias tonight.

#we love our local latino #latino milo greer #redacted roleplay #redacted rp #redacted darlin #redacted tank #redacted milo #milo greer #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted shaw pack

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