unoriginal ideas

dont come here if you want original thought

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[lelif]

on laughter

maya angelou in an interview with bill moyers// strange the dreamer, laini taylor// ? // pride and prejudice, jane austen// @ ehimeora on twitter// herman hesse// @nothingbutloveforyou // run, taylor swift// aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe, benjamin alire sáenz// jack kerouac

[butterflypeaflowertea]

hiroshi yoshida’s woodblock prints of india, 1931

[userfish]

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

re. literally all of my asks

(Yes, I watched the Dan and Phil video. I am very happy for them. I have always been happy for them. But I am especially happy that they feel safe enough to talk about it publicly. Most of all, I am grateful to Dan and Phil for showing us all how to live in public for sixteen years while also being stand-up, character-driven people.)

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[alec-isnt-your-bitch]

tumblr user blossomedsloth how are you feeling right now? 🎤

[possiblyawesometmblr]

"but if you'll have us, we'd love to finally be ourselves"

[ameowzingphil]

had a dream they kissed on camera and i posted this ??????

[queerdnp]

yes yes dan and phil are free and so are we but more importantly. so is pj

[fryday]

intertwined <3

[eclipsemyheart-deactivated20221]

Hey Phil? Let’s go home.

[jess-total-mess]

so bECAUSE OF THE VIDEO I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID PHAN IS REAL AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT IS??!?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT DAN AND PHIL UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

[reunitedinterlude]

we fell into it hard and fast in 2009 (x) // insp by @ahappydnp's ask

[phanyaoi]

reviewing news headlines about Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship? The Truth:

hi BBC, what is that photo. but also simple and basic. 6/10

too long, trying to be dramatic, but just reveals everything immediately. boring. 2/10

WHO ARE DAN AND PHIL? oh this is for all the old people who just never saw them before lmao. also calling us out. 5/10

funny if youre a phannie, confusing if youre not. serious but also unserious at the same time. perfect. 9/10

"the internet is quaking" made me giggle. chaotic. 8/10

bad old photo, why would you put a coma between their names, its been way more than a decade atp, boring. 2/10

written by a phannie vibes. ominous photo. the capitalized PHAN. reference to pinof tackle. silly 7/10

YES‼️

mysterious, silly, nice picture. 9/10

love the hiding in quotes. to the point. 6/10

NO ARCHEOLOGICAL ARTICLES🚫 STAY ON TOPIC, CLICKBAIT 1/10

[vintage-tigre]

Phillip by Makarova

[biomeberry]

Dan forever and always being the #1 advocate for phanfiction will never not be funny. He may have trauma but no one can ever accuse him of not being a patron of the arts