Take it or leave it

My tag for personal posts including selfies is "whatdoesthecoxsay"

[cox-blocked]

Did anybody miss me?

[kristenwiiggle]

[oldmoonlullaby]

Rose Quartz Crystal Hand-Carved Bathtub by Baldi Firenze 1867, Made in Italy.

[noncensitive]

@pompouspersephone

[serfborts]

[smuganimebitch]

so someone just said they’re “really interested in history” how careful do you have to be?

 “i just think history is interesting in general! i’m not interested in any specific part of it”: this person is most likely safe. never drop your guard though

“i’m interested in this specific subject or time period in history. (ex. ancient egypt,  the golden age of piracy, the history of the printing press”: still probably safe. be on the lookout for certain risky historical subjects. you should know them you see them 

“i’m really into WW2 history”: this is the caution zone, there’s plenty of valid reasons to be into WW2, but if they start talking about how Operation Sealion totally could have succeeded, it’s time to abort

 “i’m specifically into roman history, the crusades, prussian military history, and WW2”: danger! do NOT talk about history with this person. in fact, do not talk to this person at all. you will regret it, you do not want to know what they think of the treaty of versailles or why germany lost the first world war

[ziraseal]

“I was really into ancient greek mythology in middle school”: this person is gay

[hashtagloveloses]

‪Aquaman was the big funny colorful mythological mishmash about a kind strong fish boy who loves his mom that the Percy Jackson movie SHOULD have been‬

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

[eyyyiwantdeath]

[fatpikachupics]

actually there is one more

[hellsite-yano]

This rhymes

[goweninsane]

Next time my teacher makes us read a poem this will be it

[caossource]

#casually sips drink

[markthemech-deactivated20181205]

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[theawwesomeeridan]

What about “expensive heterosexual wedding but the bride gets mad at guests for not spending thousands of dollars to go” culture?

[glumshoe]

Yeah, that’s the worst possible variant and every time I read about those I feel like I have fallen into a bizarro world.

[jaspers47]

[vivala-swanqueen]

THIS WHOLE SCENE BECAUSE IT IS GOLD 

[owlmylove]

wow the good place really went IN on those fighting choreographers didn’t they

[machetes]

this clown boy (actual clown literally from a circus) was like ‘ya u can pick me up from the max station after work’ then when i got off i said ‘ok tell me how long it’ll take u to get there and i’ll be there’ 2 hours ago and i haven’t heard back.. smh my first mistake was fuckin with a carless bum but his dick is big and i just really want to Fuck a Clown. also we exhanged explicit pics thru email because he doesn’t have a phone

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

[quickweaves]

Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the fucking street why would you walk in front of a moving car

Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition

[mental-health-memes]

[catlips001]

Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash

[catlips001]

Absolute filth on main

[shenannygans]

In germany we call racoons Waschbär wich translates to wash bear (you know, because they wash their food) but this dude takes it to a whole new level.

[towishoponthewell]

This raccoon is @tumblr staff

Prove me wrong.

[catlips001]

Don’t ever call my raccoon stupid again

[fuforthought]

This is fight choreographer Aaron Toney’s concept video for Iron Fist. He didn’t get the job on the Netflix series but it’s a great example of what could have been.

And he choreographed and shot this in one day. Imagine what he could have done with a few weeks and a hefty budget.

[towritecomicsonherarms]

that was wizard