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Coy: A man of character and good intentions. Handsome and strong, Coy is always kind, caring, and sweet. Coy possesses the power to destroy men, yet wouldn't hurt a fly. Witty and charming, he'll hold you in his arms all night long if you but ask. He will tell jokes to make you wet yourself as you walk the streets, hand in hand. "Nah, they're overrated. Get a Coy." Fisher: A big, strong, sexy, long haired male. Usually is pirate-like and eats rocks for breakfast, then shits out gunpowder. Coy + Fisher = Eric.

[sea-panties]

[godof-mischief-blog]

Look at Thanos just stepping on Iron Man’s head. CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT MOVIE.

[felinesoda-deactivated20160309]

Thanos wants to fuck Death. So he figrues SHIT, I BET SHE’LL GET WET AS HELL IF I SLAUGHTER EVERY SINGLE LIVING THING IN THE UNIVERSE. He then gathers the Infinity gems, these gems of extreme power Loki had the Soul Gem in the Avngers. He gets em all, puts em in a glove and immediatly kills half of all known life in the universe. Heroes are all like HOLY FUCK, DUDE WE NEED TO STOP HIM HOLY FUUUUCK. They roll up and Thanos is basically god. He straight up SLAUGHTERS them. Cyclops has his head encased in a lead box and suffocates. Iron Man is crused into a cube. Thor is fucked up badly. Captain America is the only one left standing and faces him down like a hardass but Thanos just smashes his shield and kills him. Reality warping shit and wackiness occurs, all the heroes get revived, Thanos gets his shit ruined and we all live happily ever after. So basically Thanos is kind of a big deal.

Best description of the ‘Infinity Gauntlet’ storyline ever. (via champagnesafari)

[speedmoe]

The Infiniti gauntlet in Thor, 11:07 into the movie

[coyfisher-blog]

"To face the humans would be to court Death itself."

[briang77]

Gotta love caps heart and ambition!

[coyfisher-blog]

This is probably what we can expect to see in Avengers 2.

[rdjsaidwhatnow]

[fahrlight]

“If I was a Pokemon, I’ll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff.”

— Robert Downey Jr. (rdjsaidwhatnow)

That is why I love him!

[newskyillusion]

[lovedbyloki]

Obama: In the same day he declares his support for same-sex marriage he also declares he is a Coulson fan boy.

Winner.

[mega-perv-extraordinaire-deacti]

invade britain when you want mr president. i’ll leave the door open

[sarahvonkrolock]

Dear America: KEEP HIM AS PRESIDENT! JUST KEEP HIM!

[kdramakatastrophe-deactivated20]

RE-ELECT OBAMA BECAUSE OF THIS.

[thehobbitranger]

Aaaaand reelected.

[lonelywerewolfgirl-deactivated2]

MY PRESIDENT. COULSON FOR VICE.

[achangewasnecessary]

[okchiaki]

[imgolden]

*Flails* This is so canon its not even funny. Gyaaahhsocutebecausehesallhappysheswearingaswimsuitandshiemidontyoudarejustfreindzonehim.

[coyfisher-blog]

Justin Bieber: Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue/ I dunno about me but I know about you

Steve Rogers: I understood that reference.

[aldakalda]

[kiichu]

Seriously, Loki seems like a combo of Scar and Knives.

[dumbangel]

[theonewhogot-tesseracted-bl-blog]

Because Captain America..

[fwips]

Agent Coulson meeting his younger self 

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[battleangel25]

#People may have been having sex in the 1940s but those people were not Steve Rogers

[coyfisher-blog]

You know it's quite possible that Steve Rogers is still a virgin. Think about it. He was saving himself for the right partner.