a brand of salt

scout (she/her). i'm like 32 this is a 18+ nsfw account if you're a minor plz leave. terfs will be blocked. dyke texan. homestuck elder. this has become a locked tomb and wlw vibes account.

[batsandboba]

yes! i do like [problematic thing]! and unfortunately i am under no obligation to defend my interests to strangers on the internet. good day and thank you for your time

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[ivytherium]

Comfortable hole, bye

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

So cosy

[girlballs]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[omega-springsteen-truther]

I’m sick and tired of found families we need more found toxic workplace environments

[preyingmantits]

[wrigglewormz]

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

[wrigglewormz]

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

[kindaorangey]

very soon the entirety of the tumblr dashboard will be consumed by insane people being insufferable over AMC's interview with the vampire. fortunately i am one of those insane people

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[perfect-puppy]

[capitaobarba79]

[knighteirian]

Lestat de Lioncourt & Daniel Molloy VIA ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY'S INSTAGRAM (2026)

[dorindameddler]

[decemberwinter]

man I hate this fuckass country so much

[decemberwinter]

reblog if you hate your country

[heycallmered]

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

[llama2237]

What... What movie is this.

[heycallmered]

[heycallmered]

ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500

[marmoset-marmoset]

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

[catcrumb]

[everydaylouie]

do not. address it

[titsay]

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[autism-official]

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)