I literally have no idea what the fuck I'm doing

Emma, 22, NJ

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[100493503004422]

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

[dysphoria-things]

staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[coughloop]

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

[bluehairedspidey]

[neenarchive]

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

[neenarchive]

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

[tazmiilly]

I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008

[quasi-normalcy]

If you have bodily autonomy, then there is always a chance that you will do something to your body that you will regret. This is not an argument for taking that autonomy away.

[quasi-normalcy]

There is a much, much higher chance that someone who is not you will do something to your body that you regret.

[hellenhighwater]

Water goblin

[peachfromcmbyn]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[repressionrepresentation]

happy lunar new year!

SNAKE ATTACK

🐍🐍🧨🧧🐍🐍🧨🧧🐍🐍🧨🧧🐍🐍🧨🧧🐍🐍🧨🧧🐍🐍🧨🧧

[infectiouspiss]

can you guys stop slamming back there i’m trying to parallel park this dragula and it’s tricky

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Yellowtail Amberjack

Seriola lalandi

[infectiouspiss]

[tvrded]

Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want

[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[megan3kk0]

[angelofdykeness]

none of these edits are as good as the original. we are losing our culture

[bananasheriff]

No, I don't think I will

[capacity2]

Just so blatantly evil when they took the headphone port out of the phones to force people into getting Bluetooth earbuds like we let them do that to us and no one was jailed or murdered for it? What is wrong with us

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

"its to make it more water resistant" theres other holes "bluetooth headphones are better though" i don't have a problem with bluetooth headphones i have a problem with the gutting of consumer choice "just get a dongle" why the fuck should i have to get a dongle? why should i have to buy another gadget to lose? just leave the headphone jack in. christ.