Abby

✨Dancing queen, young and sweet, stuck in quarantine✨ stuck in quarantine✨

[11strangerthing11]

And my whole thing is like, “Do I believe you, or do I not?” And so, if I believe you, then there is only one option. And for me that was to kneel. That was to get involved. That was to then get educated. What can I do? The other option is—for me—is that you just don't believe people.

— Megan Rapinoe on Seeing America with Megan Rapinoe

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[mydesignispeople]

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

[darker-than-darkstorm]

I maintain there’s nothing funnier than slightly-out-of-character improvising Muppet performers.  Elmo especially, since his normal character is so straight-laced and saccharine, he becomes a laugh riot when his performer is improvising and just slightly breaking the fourth wall.

[buzzard-riot]

I will never emotionally recover from this.

[27-umbrellas]

Klaus, certified crazy cult leader: :) I’m your :) brother :) in :) law :)

Raymond:

[cpvidiot]

One thing that i can’t wait to see once quarantine is over is the reunion videos. Parents reunited with their kids, best friends seeing each other again after months, people being able to see their s/o and all the proposals that will come out of this. Parties being thrown till the crack of dawn, concerts and graduations being held.

The world is gonna be such a happy place

[cpvidiot]

never mind people are going outside anyway quarantine has been lifted more and more people are getting sick and dying and yet we’re having graduations and parties anyways.

the world is such a horrible place

[cpvidiot]

Advice?

A couple weeks ago I got into a car accident that should’ve never happened. 

I was driving my mom and sister and my puppy when my puppy threw up in the backseat. My sister started yelling about how she was going to throw up, and my mom started yelling at me to pull into a lot or pull over to the side of the road. We were really close to home so I told my mom I would drive home. She yelled at me to pull into a lot. As I was pulling in, my sister was yelling and my mom was yelling and I was overwhelmed. Suddenly, my foot was on the gas instead of the brake and i drove into a wall. Everyone was fine and the car wasn’t totaled, but I still felt and overwhelming feeling of guilt. 

I am a teenager who is eligible to get her license but am now terrified to even get in the front seat of the car. Whenever people ask me about getting it I freeze and can’t stop rethinking of the moment of the crash. I want to get my license so bad but I can’t get over this fear. Can someone please give me advice on how to get over this new fear?

[cpvidiot]

Ladies and Gents if you find yourself crying over something your s/o did ask yourself how they would feel if they found out they were the reason why you were crying. If the answer isn’t ashamed/heartbroken THEY BELONG IN THE STREETS

[cpvidiot]

One thing that i can’t wait to see once quarantine is over is the reunion videos. Parents reunited with their kids, best friends seeing each other again after months, people being able to see their s/o and all the proposals that will come out of this. Parties being thrown till the crack of dawn, concerts and graduations being held.

The world is gonna be such a happy place

[odinsblog]

Some free advice on #coronavirus

[bewbin]

Why do you want to be a comedian?

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

[cpvidiot]

Donald Trump really had the orange balls to say he’s reuniting families even though there are still children separated from their parents at the border.

[cpvidiot]

People always tend to wave off good things that happen to them as a sign that something bad is going to happen, but what if that good thing is a compensation for bad things that have happened in your past?

[cpvidiot]

this girl has a sweater that says “spiritual gangster” and i thought it said “spatula gangster” so can someone pls draw this

[cpvidiot]

Good morning to no one except the lesbian couple in ROS

[cpvidiot]

can we make “We Built This City” by Starship (1985) the new Zoomer anthem please

[cpvidiot]

Some things about CATS that will bother me until I die

• That whole opening scene was a mess and genuinely scared me

•I still don’t know what a Jelicle(?) cat is

•Everything about Rebel Wilson’s character

•The mice and the cockroaches?? We did not ask for that

•Jason Derulo cat. That’s it send tweet

•Why is Idris Elba staring into my s o u l

• Jeniffer Hudson’s performance was lacking

•Why are the cats the size of a trash can and yet smaller than a dinner plate?????

•The sexual tension between ballerina cat and magic man is stronger than any fifty shades movie combined

•Do they ever stop singing????

•The songs don’t even make sense???

•Why is Idris Ebla naked???????????

•Oh ok so Idris Ebla cat has powers that will never be explained and we will never get background on okokokokcoolcoolcool

•Literally nothing in this universe is explained and i’m so lost

•Judy Dench cat needs to stop singing the movie is almost o v e r

•She goes to heaven???? Is that what this is?????? A competition to die????????

•Oh ok so magic man and ballerina cat are mates now cause i guess they did a dance??? Go off i guess.

[dickgravson-rkive]

mr. shane “are ghosts real?” madej