what the heck is going on?

Chronic lurker //aromatic bitch // 20 // She/They

[ka1ju]

possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

[vvexpyke]

ok what the hell is the x files

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

This video is the reason I started watching the x files

[depsidase]

[creepymutelilbugger]

i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

[inkary]

"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"

[spainy-spoon]

Can't help but appreciate how well the body language translates through VR.

The frantic head turning while looking for a place to stash the grenade, the double take as they realize the drawer they chose was FULL of grenades, and the "WTF" hand gesture as they point in disbelief at the drawer full of grenades? Chef's kiss.

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

POV you’re Wile E Coyote

[ophilosoraptoro]

No translation neccessary

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[newarc]

[voidreplicant]

(i used the noggles as a reference for the frames)

[cr0aki]

So sick of my parents hating on queer people. Don't fucking congratulate me for accidentally misgendering someone. Fucking lit up like it was Christmas.

[crap-userrname16]

[not-available-for-comment]

Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

[dollsonmain]

I need to make one for work...

[cactuscely]

I have bestowed lunchables upon her

(+extra doodles bc im a big fan of this weird baby thing)

[experiment41]

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

[cognitohazardous]

the memeification of fascism is a proven method of perpetuating and instilling it in other people. Layers of irony will not protect you once you adopt racist, sexist, ableist, transphobic terminology into your lexicon. you'll be acknowledging and nursing the mindsets and connotations borne of those words.

[lilliankillthisman]

girl...

[lilliankillthisman]

GIRL

[lilliankillthisman]

come ON

[mikkeneko]

[moistlilmemes]

[worstgirleva]

Is 25 years old too late to start wielding the cursed sword? Will I ever be a real inheritor of all the world's sins?

[rivster101]

Not at all!!!! I started when I was 16, but after my own journey, my mom was inspired to seize the curse as well. She first grasped that blackened blade when she was 41, and she keeps telling me that carving a bloody path through nirvana has been the most freeing and fulfilling experience of her life! I'm so proud of her (even though I'm a little jealous that it gave her bigger boobs than me- what the heck CB!!! 🤣)

Seriously though, I see this question all the time, and the answer is that its never too late to forgo all that is pure and righteous. Whether youre 13 or 70; if you find yourself dreaming of an endless ocean of blood and rot and fire... don't die wondering. Reach heaven through violence.

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[prokopetz]

One of my personal game design white whales is an OSR game that takes the modern roguelike "core advancement schema is constrained to single runs, plus some sort of auxiliary metaprogression based on rewards for completing runs" and cross-breeds it with the "dungeons are mythic underworlds/fragments of other worlds/living creatures parasitising our reality" conceit that some contemporary OSR games go for to produce a game where the core rules furnish robust character creation procedures but simply have no concept of advancement, incremental or otherwise, and then each individual adventure module has its own context-specific advancement schema which is only effective inside that particular dungeon, and goes away outside of it.

e.g., one dungeon might allow characters to advance by progressively enbodying mythic archetypes to produce something resembling a conventional class-and-level system, save that the "character classes" are specific to that dungeon, and a different dungeon which nominally has the same advancement schema would have a totally different set of playbooks; another might have fully randomised advancement in which player characters acquire weird body-horror mutations that grant mildly game-breaking super powers with no ability to influence which ones they get; and a third might have wholly extrinsic advancement based on acquiring golf-bags full of magic items with oddly specific functions. In each case, progression through the relevant advancement schema would be extremely rapid, such that exploring its full gamut in the span of a single adventure module is feasible, and player characters would "reset to level 1" once that module is complete.

However – and this is the keystone of the entire exercise – we're explicitly not obliging GMs to basically design a whole new game every time they want to roll their own adventure module, because 90% of the text would consist of a long list of modular pieces of advancement schemas which can be plugged together like Lego bricks to produce whatever the dungeon at hand uses, tied together with some sort of monstrous set of Big Stupid Tables which enable advancement schemas to be randomly generated, with the GM's only obligatory responsibility being to invent an aesthetic for the dungeon which justifies these particular elements coming together in this particular configuration.

[prokopetz]

To pose a particularly silly example, imagine rolling up a new dungeon and getting the schema elements "randomised, non-hierarchical upgrades", "upgrades are intrinsic modifications to the affected character's mind, body, or soul", and "each upgrade is a self-willed NPC and accessing its advanced functions requires persuasion, negotiation, and/or bribery". Is it a biopunk dungeon where characters advance by acquiring talkative parasites with incongruous goofy accents? Is it like a Disco Elysium thing where you advance by learning skills, but the skills are alive? Do you have ghosts in your blood?

[clubconsent]

Thinking about the kinds of characters who would do that for a living is extremely fun.

[prokopetz]

The core book's character creation chapter would of course include a Big Stupid Table of potential explanations for why you're doing this to yourself.

[cr0aki]

Does anybody have trouble justifying tv watching to themselves? I'll be sitting down on the couch ready to binge a show and then all of a sudden I'm like: Sitting down for an hour!? To watch a single episode??? you could be wasting your time far more efficiently! I blame high school. Can't believe procrastination and my chronic time wasting ways ruined tv for me :(

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[dissociatingdumbass]

[cr0aki]

[thespiritofeon]

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

THE TAGS

[captainlordauditor]

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

[brain-deadx0]

He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him

[vareidow]