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It's that time of year, folks. This holiday season, remind those you love that smoking kills.

When you or a loved one goes on a smoke break, there is a non-zero chance that your twink boss will use a convenient pipe to brutally murder the old guy sitting in your office, and then frame you for said murder.

#tma #elias bouchard #jurgen leitner #brutal pipe murder #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #god damn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town #cowboy motherfucking jurgen leitner

The following is a part of the conversation I had with my ex after 9 months of almost no contact.

Me: Fuck you

My ex: Well, fuck you too

Me: You didn't

Ex: Yeah...

#Horny teenager meets asexual #I can make these comments bc they blocked me #I hate that we can still laugh together #I'm the asexual btw

TMA based red flags that my ex displayed while we were together:

Was a self-proclaimed avatar of the Corruption. (There's nothing against Corruption avatars, but the Corruption is also unhealthy love)

Elias Bouchard apologist ("I can't fix him, I can make him worse" I didn't realize I was him)

Was very judgemental of my love of Michael and my connection with the Spiral (dude, you made me spiral)

Initially suggested that I would connect with the Web (I am afraid of spiders, and they were the manipulative one in the relationship)

Hated Martin Blackwood because he was "very manipulative" (I'm not saying he isn't, but I think this was just projecting)

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. :)

#tma #the spiral #the corruption #elias bitchard #elias bouchard #red flags #there's probably more #this is how I heal #bro literally corrupted my mental health until I was spiraling #but that was my fault #the web #martin blackwood

Do you think we're together in every universe?

No. We're not even together in this one.

#you are not alone #but we have moved on #social isolation #why did they leave me?

I love standing in my living room, in the dark, half-dressed, chugging water, while texting my friends and scrolling social media after getting home from a musical.

As [insert preferred religious/non-religious figure/ruler] intended.

#fun night #theater nerd #hydration matters #is this why I'm single?#perchance #is this mental illness?#tumblr thinks so

I don't need "therapy"

I need someone to sit and listen to me analyzing characters and their relationships. And for someone to appreciate my tits.

#im nonbinary #let me yap #yerning #relationship #queer #character analysis

Not to offend anyone,

But eyes scare me.

Y'know the creepy eyes peering out of the darkness. Or the animated characters with realistic eyes.

Just eyes that are wrong. Or watching me.

I don't like them looking at me. I feel so uncomfortable.

Just thinking about it while typing this is making me feel paranoid that someone is watching me.

I don't like eyes.

#do yall remember that horror game #eyes the horror game #i don't think that traumatized me #i think i just don't like eyes #no offense to Jonah Magnus #👀 is fine but 👁 is on thin ice

I wish someone cared about the state of my skin. (Even if they wanted to peel me to perform a ritual to take over the world.)

#mag #mag 101 #another twist #nikola orsinov #the stranger #there is a reason this is my favorite episode

Why does my friend keep asking to get the leitner treatment?

They don't know tma.

She has asked me a few times now for someone/me to hit them with a metal pipe.

#jurgen leitner #tma #the leitner treatment #do i look like a possessed twink to you?#elias bitchard #elias bouchard

Sometimes, I want to take my needle and thread and sew my mouth shut.

I think other people would like that too.

#stop talking #mental health #mental illness #late night thoughts #like stfu

When will it be my turn to decompose?

I want to rot.

Please?

#tma #tma corruption #become one with the worms #mom said it's my turn with the decay #mental health #mental illness #late night thoughts

Today is the anniversary of a certain man's death.

I'm here to remind you that smoking kills. And so do possessed twinks.

Be safe out there, guys.

Don't have a library full of dumb books.

#jurgen leitner #elias bitchard #elias bouchard #jon the archivist #tma #brutal pipe murder #the library of jurgen leitner #we love librarians #just not that guy #tma spoilers #tma eye #eye bet he wishes he saw that coming

I choose to believe that Flynn Rider and Rapunzel are the bi couple where neither have been in relationships. Rapunzel has never been in a relationship (for obvious reasons), but neither has Eugene. And they are perfect for each other in every single way.

Yes, he's hot. But have you seen how he interacts with others? When we meet him, he's the most self-centered and emotionally dense man to ever love interest. "I have dreams like you, no, really, just much less touchy-feely." He doesn't know how to trust people, but he learns.

In contrast, there's Rapunzel who convinced a while bar of thugs to sing about their dreams.

They are so perfect together. She's very naive and hopeful. She's never left her tower she only knows that the outside world can be dangerous, but she's not seen that. He's very distrusting and deflects with humor. He's seen the worst that the world can be and does what he needs to survive.

I could talk about this movie for a very long time.

#he literally spends the movie beefing with a horse #rapunzel #flynn rider #eugene fitzherbert #maximus

I have never loved myself.

I don't know how to love myself.

All I see are the imperfections.

I see everything "wrong" with me.

I hate myself.

But you loved me.

You said that you loved me.

You told me that I could be loved.

I believed you.

I thought that maybe I could learn to love myself through your love.

You hated that I hate myself.

You knew that I didn't love myself.

And eventually you stopped loving me too.

But I was still trying to learn.

I wanted to love myself the way you loved me.

Instead you started to hate me the way I hate me.

Now the love is gone.

And instead of being back at square one,

I'm five steps back.

I hate myself because of how I let you "love" me.

#love #self love #self hate #exes #i feel sick #i feel used #starts with love #ends with hate

tentacleteapot

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

charl0ttan

thats not how they told it

Does anyone know where I can formally submit an application to become part of the spiral? I can't find the door.

#tma distortion #michael distortion #helen distortion #tma #tma spiral #I would settle for the stranger or the lonely #or the eye #almost any of them

mellointheory

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

the-haiku-bot

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mellointheory

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

the-haiku-bot

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.