knightly shenanigans

A BLOG WE CREATED BECAUSE WE WERE BORED AND I NEEDED A WAY TO DISTRACT DAVE FROM BLOWING UP OUR HOUSE IN MINECRAFT   ASKS: OPEN

[crabapplekraft]

Heya ! Admin of crabapplekraft here,

Just wanted to say thank you to the people who have continued to enjoy , interact and follow this account even after all these years.

Especially to those who continue to correct people who accidentally mistake my art (y'know the one drawing) for being official works and credit back to me, you guys rock and it's very much appreciated !

I don't know if this blog will ever become active again in terms of content but it'll definitely stay up for people to continue to enjoy it's short but fun existence lol.

I for one like looking back and seeing the burst of effort I put into this blog and I'm glad people find it enjoyable even after all these years.

TTYL MY DUDES

[crabapplekraft]

So what've you two been up to during this time? Shenanigans? I bet it was shenanigans.

TG: i mean pretty much which is the usual for us

TG: we started baking because rose said we cant keep eating take out and sweets are a good starting point apparently

TG: roxy wanted to teach us how to do yoga so weve also been going to their house every other weekend to crackle our bones for a few hours

TG: something about us being too stressed despite never leaving our househive

TG: minecraft has also been a consistent as yall know we also got into a game called stardew valley and karkat and i have been building up our farm like mad men

[crabapplekraft]

CG: #NEWICON #FEELINGCUTE #MIGHTDELETELATER

[crabapplekraft]

TG: sorry for the massive hiatus my dudes 

TG: we’ve been busy with some personal bs but were back and ready to take asks again with a fresh new inbox TG: thanks again for the massive amount of support and for almost 2k followers

[crabapplekraft]

CG: THANK YOU ALL FOR 1000+ FOLLOWERS

TG: weve been a bit busy as of late so sorry for the lack of updates my dudes

CG: WELL BE BACK WITH MORE CONTENT SOON BUT FOR NOW WE WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT YOU HUMANS GIVE US

TG: yalls support is much appreciated and it makes us happy that people enjoy our terrible posting 

[crabapplekraft]

in roxys sleepover picture dave was cuddling karkat- does that happen often?

CG: HEHEHEHEEHE

CG: OH THAT DOESNT EVEN SCRATCH THE SURFACE OF THE DIRT I HAVE ON DAVE THAT ROXY HAS PROVIDED ME DURING OUR SLEEPOVERS

CG: THERES A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM I CAN ASSURE YOU ALL

TG: no no no

TG: you are not showing them anything

CG: OH REALLY ??? 

CG: AND WHATS STOPPING ME EXACTLY

TG: me and my god damn pride dude dont make a man beg karkat

TG: there is a strict bro code

TG: do i really have to get down and beg for my own dignity

CG: JESUS CHRIST

CG: DONT WORRY DAVE I WONT SHOW THEM ANYTHING

TG: somehow that doesnt make me feel better

CG: FOR NOW

TG: oh god damn it

[crabapplekraft]

what does your minecraft house look like?

CG: WELL ID LOOOVEEE TO SHOW YOU ALL OUR BRILLIANT BASE THAT TOOK TWO WHOLE ASS MONTHS TO CREATE WITH AN AMAZING VIEW

CG: FARMING AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE

CG: AND INTRICATE REDSTONING CURTESY OF DIRK THAT MADE EVERYTHING LOOK AMAZING

CG: IT WAS PROBABLY OUR BEST BASE YET AND IT WAS MY PRIDE AND JOY

CG: BUT SOMEONE HAD TO FUCKING BLOW IT UP

CG: AGAIN !!!!

CG: FOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME

TG: hey man you gotta admit that that explosion was masterful 

TG: a true colour experience

CG: I DONT HAVE TO ADMIT ANYTHING !!!!!!!!! YOU DICKHEADED ASSHOLE YOU BLEW UP OUR BASE FOR NO OTHER REASON OTHER THAN TO NOT ONLY FUCK WITH ME BUT PLAY INTO YOUR STUPID COMMITMENT ISSUES

CG: WHY CANT WE JUST HAVE NICE THINGS DAVE

CG: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BLOW UP OUR BASES

CG: WHAT DO YOU THINK DROVE ME TO MAKE THIS FUCKING ASK BLOG IN THE FIRST PLACE

TG: and suddenly the references and meta commentary on my state of mind are getting too terrible to bare

CG: DDDDDAAAVVVVVEEEEEE

TG: alright alright alright im making a solum strider oath not to blow up our base after we finish recreating it again

TG: can you stop being mad at me now

CG: HMPH

TG: aww come on you know i never go too far with this stuff

CG: MMMPHHH

TG: please can we have no more angry karkat

CG: HHMMMMMMMMHHPPPPHHH

TG: pretty pretty pretty pleeaasseee

CG:

CG: UGH

CG: FINE 

CG: BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO IT AGAIN IM NOT TALKING TO YOU FOR A WEEK

TG: alright i can take that deal

[crabapplekraft]

(psst.. dave, if you had to answer super secretly, whats your Favorite Thing about karkat?)

TG: i mean as long as were keeping secrets

TG: if i had to be 100% with you here it would have to be this thing karkat does whenever he gets excited or starts talking about something he likes

TG: like i have never seen someone

TG: light up like a god damn christmas tree so fucking fast ill tell you that

TG: he gets this stupid smile on his face 

TG: and his eyes just get so bright 

TG: it could be anything really that makes him do this

TG: something stupid that happened while we played games

TG: something during a show were watching at the time

TG: anything really and its

TG: its really nice

TG: i guess i didnt realise just how badly stressed out and distressed he was during the time we spent on the meteor like yeah we hung out a crap ton and we talked about a lot of stuff and got a lot of crap out there

TG: but i never really got to see him so relaxed and himself until we settled in earth c

TG: its kinda just all been pouring into me and it makes me feel happy  

TG: hush hush though

TG: strider secrets are important im trusting you here

[crabapplekraft]

Fellas, favorite movie to watch and chill together with?

TG: we both spend an absurd amount of time watching television to the point where rose had to come drag our sorry asses outside one time

TG: we still have a whole bunch of stuff to catch up on together  but i cannot deny myself a classic like zoolander as one of my all time favourite movies to watch

TG: i also made karkat watch all of the fast and furious movies with me and it was glorious 

CG: AS FOR ME RATHER THEN STICKING JUST TO MOVIES IVE TAKEN TO WATCHING WHAT DAVE LIKES TO CALL “TEENAGE GIRL SHOWS” WHICH IS A STUPID NAME MIGHT I ADD

CG: ALL OF THEM ARE FUCKING AMAZING AND YOU HAVE TO FUCKING STOP SNARKING AT ME EVERY TIME I TURN ON THE TV

TG: you binge watched all of vampire diaries dude i think im certified to make fun of you for it

CG: UH HUH

CG: SAYS THE GUY WHO WATCHED THE FIRST 3 SEASONS OF TEEN WOLF WITH ME AND GOT MAD WHEN I DIDNT PAUSE IT WHEN YOU WENT TO TAKE A PISS

TG: 

CG:

TG: anyways moving on

CG: PPPFFTT

[crabapplekraft]

What is the single, biggest pet peeve you have with each other?

CG: THANK YOU FOR ASKING THIS

CG: I CAN FINALLY EXPOSE DAVE FOR THE THIEF THAT HE IS

CG: THIS MOTHERFUCKER ALWAYS FUCKING STEALS MY SOCKS !!!!

CG: HE HAS A WHOLE ASS FUCKING DRAWER FILLED WITH HIS OWN BUT NOOOO HE JUST HAS TO FUCKING TAKE MINE AND THEN NEVER RETURN THEM

CG: I’LL LOOK UNDER HIS BED TO FIND JUST THE LEFT PAIRS STACKED

CG: JUST THE LEFT !!!!!!!!

TG: i cant really defend myself on this one

TG: just know

TG: that theyre comfy as shit

CG: UUUGGGHHHH

TG: for me it has to be the staring

CG: STARRING ?

TG: yeah man did you not notice that you do that?

TG: ill be walking into a room and karkat will just be standing in a spot staring into space for like a solid 5 minutes

TG: its so fucking ominous

TG: walking into a room looking to grab a snack only to seeing two beady eyes just stare into my soul 

TG: shits unnerving okay

TG: its even worse when the lights are off in the room

CG: OH FUCK OFF

[crabapplekraft]

for payback, any embarrassing stories about playing minecraft with dave, karkat?

CG: THIS ISNT SPECIFICALLY ABOUT MINECRAFT 

CG: BUT I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHARE THIS NOW THAT YOUVE STARTED A WAR DAVE

TG: dude what

CG: ROXY MANAGED TO SNAP AN AMAZING PHOTO OF DAVE WHEN HE MADE HIS WAY INTO MY BED DURING ONE OF OUR MANY SLEEPOVERS

CG: APPARENTLY HE EVEN REFUSED TO MOVE WHEN ROSE TRIED TO GET HIM TO MOVE TO HIS OWN BED

TG: oh my god

TG: this is blasphemy

TG: im being attacked

TG: how could you karkat

CG: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING FUN OF MY MINECRAFT SKILLS

CG: BITCH

[crabapplekraft]

What's your bedtime routine like?

TG: we both got into the habit of brushing our teeth before we sleep

TG: karkat got super anal about it he complains if we dont do it

CG: HAVING MINTY FRESH BREATH BEFORE SLEEPING IS A NICE FEELING OKAY

TG: and also

TG: like we dont have special rituals and shit

TG: we just both get a snack

TG: brush our teeth

TG: and then konk the fuck out into dream land

[crabapplekraft]

Do you guys have any quadrants filled? ♥️♠️♦️♣️

CG: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO

 TG: oh my god

CG: NO NO NO NO NO 

CG: WERE NOT DISCLOSING ANY OF THIS I FORBID IT DAVE

TG: yeah

TG: so like

TG: hes still really weird about this whole quadrant thing

CG: LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU

TG: i dont know why he gets like

TG: super weird whenever someone asks but its kinda funny

CG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crabapplekraft]

i bet karkat sucks at minecraft.

TG: he 100% sucks at it

TG: the other day he was mining and ended up getting blown up and spooked by a creeper

TG: i have never

TG: heard a more girly screech in my entire life ill tell you that

CG: LISTEN IF ANYONE EVER FUCKING TELLS YOU THAT THEY ARENT AFRAID OF CREEPERS THEYRE FUCKING LYING

CG: LYING I TELL YOU !!!!!

CG: THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SINGLE HANDEDLY THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING AND SCARIEST MOBS ITS NOT MY FAULT IT STARTLED ME OKAY

TG: there there

CG: AAAHHHH !!!!!!!! IM NOT BAD AT MINECRAFT

TG: uh huh 

TG: let it all out karkat

CG: OH FUCK OFF

[crabapplekraft]

CG: DAVE YOU MOTHERFUCKER WE’RE SUPPOSE TO BE WRITING SOMETHING FOR THESE GOD DAMN HUMANS AND THIS STUPID FUCKING BLOG TG: dude this was your idea if you dont like how i do things thats on your ass CG: YOURE MAKING THE BLOG LOOK FUCKING UGLY STOP IT CG: DAVE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL BITE YOU SO HELP ME IF YOU DO NOT LET GO OF THE FUCKING MOUSE TG: hm lemme think TG: TG: nah CG: UUUGGGGHHHHH YOU ABSOLUTE BULGESUCKER CG: LOOK JUST CG: LET CG: ME CG: TYPE GOD DAMN IT !!!!!!!

TG: anyways while karkat continues to try and bite me im just gonna lay it all down TG: we made an ask blog because weve been here on earth c for a while and weve been getting mega bored despite the fact that dirk managed to get minecraft to work  TG: karkat got on my ass for blowing up our base one time CG:  IT WAS FOUR TIMES TG: uh huh whatever TG: so he made this blog so id be too distracted to try it again TG: so yeah TG: send us asks  CG: AAAAGGHHHHH INTRODUCTION | RULES