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Hawke: What do you think of mages and Templar problem? Elthina: What do I think of it? I think there’s a lot to think. Hawke: Hawke: Thank you. Elthina: You’re welcome.

my-darling-boy

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

my-darling-boy

Ah rabies

my-darling-boy

But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

a collection of tweets, part 19

(the series)

31st

i have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me

31st

when i was 12 i made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out a train station

edgebug

im blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. if anything my opinion has been raised. the poise. the fearlessness. the laughing in the face of death. i’m speechless

thechanelmuse

Gabrielle ageless Union and her daughter, Kaavia.

SN: Bring It On came out 19 years ago. Gab was 28.

grandslambaeley

#this is the most becky and charlotte #becky lynch #charlotte

namtan

#becky lynch #charlotte flair #oUCH my HEART

thisonesfordrawing

she’s literally only fifty feet away they can still hear her

#firebringer

mith-gifs-wrestling

I really love Becky’s “I knew you’d say that, and I have an answer ready! Check and mate, Cole” face here.

#becky lynch

stonecoldbex

straight fire.

#becky lynch #otp: best at everything

bulbasaur-propaganda

During a hide and Seek game, Bulbasaur went back to take Togepi to a better hiding spot so it doesn’t get sad losing quickly.

Bulbasaur was a real bro.

#pokemon

chokergf

anime_irl

succubusboyfriend

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

slightmayhem

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

melon-official

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

dailypotter

Remember that time when Parvati turned her boggart into something even more terrifying?

astheshadowslovethecastle

#i really want to think about pavarti’s fucked up sense of humor#like ‘damn you know what would be a good goof? i’m scared of snakes but nothing would make me laugh harder than scaring the shit out of my#classmates. i’m gonna make neville piss.

#love it