[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[mrsunstrider]

I couldn’t bear the thought of the people of Slutopia not getting to hear Mr Brightside

[mrsunstrider]

Caved and bought tomodachi life, decided to start with Buffy and Faith

And then I figured they’d probably need help with their mental health, so here’s Dr Niles Crane

[grungegoths]

/gen did queen elizabeth did something problematic recently or are people just celebrating her death bc she's rich and a royal ? Asking bc i havent seen any callouts or negative headlines about her recently

she ships reylo hope that helps

[raibura]

without being controversial about she-who-must-not-be-named...

what is your hogwarts house?

(slytherin)

(gryffindor)

(ravenclaw)

(hufflepuff)

Is it time to move on

Yes

No

Voting ended onDec 28, 2025

[litepla]

Gideon the Ninth, first flower of my House.

[mrsunstrider]

Me when I went “stupid fucking rda building a base under a tree I can kill them from” then immediately fell out of it into the middle of all the enemies

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

[professorspork]

#chicago (via @aroacevaljean)

[uinferno]

[probuccalfat]

[probuccalfat]

[blumfrey]

🫀They're all going to laugh at you!🫀

[the-evil-skull]

If I could time travel I would move history slightly to the left so that England would be named after the "saxon" half of anglo-saxon and this would change nothing except that instead of England it would be called Sexland

[the-evil-skull]

She wengles on my sungle til I engle

[rslashrats]

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[femboylesbiab]