medicatedbitchboy @cracked-drywxll - Tumblr Blog

this recent trend of teenagers using genAI chatbots to talk to fictional characters is fucking grim. what you should be doing is roleplaying on private messages with your friends until the lines between you & the characters begin to blur & you develop some very complex & confusing feelings for each other that culminate in a massive fallout you dont have the tools to process nor understand

amurderof

#can not emphasize this enough#start a multifandom game with 20-30 maladaptive weirdos#care about crossover ships that can not be explained#learn to negotiate truly incomprehensible drama#it will prepare you for adult life way better and more fun than leadership class#and perhaps you will some day marry the hottest weirdo (tags via @somarysueme)

cosigned

tik-tok-taka

When I was a teenager in 2020 I would get SOOOO heated about the uwu-fication of Kiyotaka Ishimaru, and thought I and I alone had unlocked the true, purest interpretation of his character in my fanart and fic.

And the one headcanon I held to my chest with everything I had was that I truly believed he was kind of ugly. Not in terms of his nose or his chin or any of his facial features. But specifically the fact that he scowled and cried so intensely it left his face so scrunched and tense and always slightly puffy.

Any piece of art or writing I made about him I spent so long detailing his long, knobbly fingers from clutching his pencils too hard, and his cuticles which were picked bloody down to the flesh, and how his teeth are yellowing, crooked and chipped because he can’t afford a damn dentist.

I was so obsessed with the idea that he was immediately off-putting to everyone he met. His GIANT staring target eyes making unblinking eye contact and constantly being on the verge of tears, and glaring to the point where you know he gets the most insane headaches.

Every piece of fanart I saw with the glistening, uke eyes and the soft fluffy hair and the tiny mouth made me SICK. I would be in maths class seething about it. He has a close-cropped buzzcut, and an eight pack, and is terrible conversation in a way that isn’t even charming.

That is a BUTCH, UGLY MAN!!! AND I LOVE HIM!!

Anyway teenage me had a lot of Big Feelings and maybe put too many of them into Kiyotaka Ishimaru.

forestofsprites

i'm such a friend lover. i genuinely believe that my friends are the coolest funniest loveliest most ridiculously joyous people out there! im biased as hell!! i think theyre all rad! and the universe just so happened to slip all these beloved people into my orbit! and vice versa!! wtf!

sawed-on-shotgun

the human body when you use it and exist in it

boozehund-blog

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

wolfprud3-deactivated20170620

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

bitterblackboricua

julie-su

Of course, it’s Sonic’s birthday today! (23rd of June)

pineappical

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

cabinette

storybookprincess

being sick & miserable objectively sucks, but it has become significantly easier to cope with since learning that “sickness behavior” is a well documented part of the body’s immune response

feeling not only physically but also emotionally like fucking garbage is unfortunately an extremely effective way to force your body to prioritize fighting infection & keeping you alive. i don’t have to like it, but knowing why i get weepy & pathetic when sick does help at least a little

autumn2may

i just found out that this is not common knowledge and am reblogging so more people know

YOUR BODY DOES THIS ON PURPOSE

YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON BECAUSE OR "WEAK" WHEN YOU ARE SICK IF YOU CAN"T CARRY ON AS NORMAL

assiraphales

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

orcboxer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

rabbiteclair

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"