Hamster Friend

Parker, Leigh, Rodent, Hamster, whatever. Age 24. Accepting Hazbin prompts but check the pinned post for rules.

[crackrodent]

Hello! A few quick things to know about this blog:

The order? None.

Chaos? Lots.

Minors? Not interacting.

Hate and Bigotry? NOT WELCOME!

Autism & ADHD? Yeah, I got them.

Actual drug use? No.

Literary drug use? Definitely.

Fuck Yeah!

However...

I am still learning to write and mostly do crack prompts hence the blog name. So if you want to ask about some characters robbing a bank together or getting married for tax fraud then I am your rodent!

I write:

Niffty, Emily, Baxter, Charlie, Vaggie, Lucifer, Husk, and Angel Dust. (You can ask for others but high chances are I will not feel inspired to write it so it won't get done.)

Fluffy crack

Angsty crack

I can try regular fluff but no promises

I also can draw a really bad Niffty but not by request. Just a humble brag.

Some things I will not write:

X Reader - Yet

Smut - Yet

Unhealthy relationships (If someone is a minor, has their soul owned by the other, they are related by blood/law/declaration) - Ever

Anything that breaks up Chaggie or Huskerdust. - Ever

Husk Is Afraid Of Boats The Rodeo Niffty's Missing Meds The Cookout

Sponsored by VoxTek Prompt of the Week Week 1: I'm Surrounded By Idiots

Week 2: What. Are. Those?

Week 21: Can I kiss you?

Week 22: I adopted puppies!

... I missed a few weeks

Voxtek Server Winter Event 2024 Prompt: Christmas Lights

Mobile Link

For the love of God, Cthulhu, Lucifer Morningstar, or whomever you worship, please go read my ask blog and send Niffty and Baxter asks.

Maid Scientist Find A Baby

YES! Here are some of my Hazbin Homies! And some of what you will find on their blogs.

Blue! - Alastor x reader/OC

Inu! - RadioApple (also the creator of the Zoology series)

Sepphy! - RadioApple & RadioStatic and general writing content

Saffy! - Alastor x Wife!Reader

Sunset! - Alas, wait... NOT ALASTOR, its Emilute, and GuitarSpear

Red! - Alastor x reader and Vox x reader (she's an Adam simp too but on the down low)

Kit! - Alastor, Vox, Lucifer for Hazbin (she also reblogs a lot of pictures of Tom Hiddleston)

Nyx! - Yall, not only does she write (for multiple characters), she also creates audio versions of some of Kit and Red's stories

And a bonus, my arch nemesis,

Bunny! - Hazbin and Helluva Boss multi-shipper

[crackrodent]

HEY INCASE ANY VIDEO GAME DEVELOPERS ARE ON HERE LET US BLIND BITCHES INCREASE THE FUCKING FONT SIZE ON GAMES! I AM NOT EVEN THAT FAR FROM MY DECENT SIZED TV!

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

penguins vs giant petrel

[landcrow]

[crackrodent]

@whatswrongwithblue @inuhalfdemon

[teathattast]

[crackrodent]

This is a very nice video but childhood me would be so confused on why i have a lizard instead of a turtle and she would spend the entire 20 minutes asking why.

[2022dirt]

Things worn down by people.

[groupthinker]

this is unironically one of the most beautiful photo sets i've ever seen

[astronautawry]

New aesthetic: Arctic hares when they're coat is only half done shedding and they look a little fucked up

[is-the-fox-video-cute]

Arctic foxes also do this!

[strangelykatie]

[void-the-bear]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[superwholock]

too much to document, but god damn we can try

[whereserpentswalk]

Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.

[annicishana]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame what say you?

[ellipsus-writes]

Where were you when you encountered the immortal text?

[barblaz-arts]

Find the difference

He's just a little creature

[sepakeeper]

she's hungry

[tanema123]

Inspired by @barblaz-arts

I had 30 min to sketch and I blame her for these ideas in my head now.

[bnyrbt]

me: *is jokingly mean to my friend*

friend: *jokingly pretends to be hurt*

me:

[lunawickedwitchofthewest]

why is it so comforting to know that even in 40/50s lesbians will always have the most unhinged lesbian drama

[yanwangdijunfensi]

tags @transezual

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[randomalienencounter]

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[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]