Something Wicked this way Comes

🍁Alyssa🍁 31 Pansexual Spooky Bitch Big old D&D nerd My party calls me Murder Mommy

[the-big-mood]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[cathartidae]

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

[cathartidae]

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

[lesbian-sweeney-todd]

need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me

[depsidase]

[lesbx]

psyduck is probably like. the most achievable pokemon probably. like i don’t think i could teach a cabbage to grow legs and be a bulbasaur but there’s probably a certain threshold of mental torment i could subject a duck to that would make a psyduck

[kuromibit]

LEE KNOW x Boucheron for NYLON Japan

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[brunhiddensmusings]

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

[redrook]

[theconcealedweapon]

[kirby-the-game]

I love using the word “freak” but like. not as a derogatory. it’s a compliment. he’s such a lil freak i love him. she’s such a fucking freak she’s just like me. they’re just a freak and they’re fucking awesome

[depsidase]

[enki2]

I wanna point out that this is also a Vietnam-era US tactic. Israel is doing atrocities but it's not the unique origin of everything bad.

Recordings of screaming & crying are used in psychological tactics not only to provoke action from people who think the recordings are real, but to stress out people who know they are fake (ex., when we play them at people in Guantanamo Bay for 72 hours straight). Broadcasting a loop of a woman screaming seems more in line with this use.

[robertreich]

Let today be another reminder that when billionaires take control of our most vital platforms for communication, it’s not a win for free speech. It’s a win for oligarchy.

[craftycryptidsdungeon]

Cavern Battle Map

Download a png, jpg, or pdf version on my Ko-Fi!

[craftycryptid67]

I have another blog where I share the maps and creatures I have made for my own d&d games and custom ones for other people! please check it out and give a follow if you are so inclined.

[unmutedlark-blog]

medically accurate muscle chart:

[shutframe]

As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

[nineprotons]

@cosmicdwarf

[stele3]

For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.

For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.

Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.

Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

saw a post on instagram that was literally someone citing statistics saying public transit is one of the safest travel options out there and the comments were literally just “ummmmm op this is so ableist and misogynistic of you :) don’t you know the average public transit user is a dangerous violent criminal who wants to set you on fire :)))”

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

it must be so terrifying and sad to go through life convinced if you set foot outside your car in public or interact with people outside your nuclear family you’ll instantly be raped and robbed by the Evil Poors no wonder so many of these people are reactionary tar pits

[cardassiangoodreads]

Eternally relevant read is True Crime is Rotting Our Brains by Emma Berquist, a woman who actually experienced a (rare!) stranger-attack while just walking outside, and thinks that people who panic about this shit need to chill the fuck ouuuuuutt and also recognize how much they're using it to launder their bigotries

Edit: I've attempted to add this link at least three times and Tumblr is being stubborn, so let me try posting it on its own:

True Crime Is Rotting Our Brains

Emma Berquist

[itsabear]

not just true crime but the news is in on it too, especially local and right wing but not exclusively.

[elektroskopik]

As an afab nonbinary asexual, I have been sexually harassed at work or had sexist comments made to me by bosses, coworkers and family members and been drugged/molested by a family member. I have used public transit and walked or cycled everywhere most of my life. You know what pisses me off most -- having to deal with this harassment at work or home from people who allegedly care about me or the work that I do. Fuck stranger danger. I feel safer on a train full of randos than I do in my own workplace, because shockingly, HR and heteroprofessionalist values are more likely to protect cis-het men who are abusers at work or at home. JFC.

[bellilou42]

There is no moral.

The wolf eats you one day,

And until it does,

The forest is beautiful

[Neverafter - Brennan Lee Mulligan]