My Main Escape

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

[bbanditt]

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

[sanjista]

it is the chosen one

[greywardenlisa]

it must be the main character in the anime

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

[guardgenie]

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

[slightly-fanatic]

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

[nintendowii2011]

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

you climb that fuckin tree right now

[likes-dinos]

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

[the-place-where]

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

[thepeacockangel]

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

[leviathan-supersystem]

[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]

“you’re a good man”

[unamusedsloth]

How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

[surprisebitch]

this was so entertaining

[buckybarmnes-moved-deactivated2]

science side of tumblr why am i emo

[a-starless-halo]

your black skinny genes

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[faggottt]

His face says it all  

[esiuqram]

ESIUQRAM

[dragonofenergie]

“Why do you flinch so hard?”

Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me.

[featherdark]

yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” 

[forestfairey]

This.

[brujaculture]

Or why are you such a prude? I barely even touched you? Maybe I didn’t have a choice the last time someone put their hands on me.

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

[thenosleepsquad-blog]

“ur brian”

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

[incorrecthamiltonthemusical]

Hamilton: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Hamilton: Hamilton: Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.

[sixpenceeeblog]

This is the horned toad, and it can squirt blood out of its eyes. They do this by restricting the blood flow leaving the head, thereby increasing blood pressure and rupturing tiny vessels around the eyelids. This not only confuses predators, but also the blood tastes foul to canine and feline predators.

[hambaes-deactivated20151121]

me after every dream: honestly? what kind of symbolism. 

[leerings]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[justbadpuns]

Telling a demolitionist how to do his job is destructive criticism..