Hades Corvus Crow

He/Him Xe/Xem I hope whoever stumbles upon my blog is having a wonderful day :3

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[thyrell]

it honestly makes me kinda sad how much “be gay do crimes” has turned into a trendy tiktokker altpop quirky thing to say. we’ve gone from being gay and doing crimes to being gay and making posts about being vaguely supportive of arson as a concept

[deaddolin]

remember that person that impulsively spin kicked the anti abortion protester lmfao

[plantkat]

YES i have it saved as a gif hold on

[chrissongzzz]

[commander-chaoss]

an improvement

[holdingbee]

this is so fucking misogynistic literally let women have things

[ratbastarddotfuck]

How is it misogynistic to make sure a PSA about sexual assault of minors is applicable to minors of any gender? This isn’t an issue that just impacts women.

[zoeywades-husband]

I remember when Twilight first came out and I didn’t find Robert Pattinson attractive at all but god damn has that man aged like fine wine

[smileboyo-deactivated20240129]

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if you were a drink what would you be

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

everyone’s like “bleach” or “sewage” please calm down edgelords

[carcrash-ventass]

Sprite but the soda fountain had a leak so you got a little bit of Dr Pepper in it

[gruvy-grucie]

Crisp room temperature water.

[the-real-skeletor]

lava lamp juice

[craneboi]

Saline drip they put in IVs

[campyvillain]

soooo fox news are trying to create what’s essentially a hotline for parents to out lgbt educators and lgbt kids in school situations and im not saying that you should flood it with as much cursed images and gay shit as possible to make it impossible for them to receive any actual messages that may threaten peoples livelihoods….but also the email for it is in the linked tweet…. soooooo…. 😚✌️

[hxmlock]

“if somebody becomes panicked when you accuse them of lying theyre obviously not telling the truth” shut up ugly im a survivor who got punished for shit i never did all the time of fucking course im gonna panic when im blamed for something i didnt do

[hxmlock]

since this post is actually getting attention rn i really want to emphasize this-

many of the “tells” of lying are traits commonly found in abuse survivors and mentally ill/disabled people.

stuttering, averting eye contact, panicking, raising your volume, fidgeting, and other similar traits are actions performed commonly by these groups, especially in situations of heavy stress- such as being accused of doing something we didnt do, especially if we are afraid of being punished for doing nothing.

im honestly begging people to think critically when accusing somebody of lying for small traits like these.

[savuwu]

uquiz time whats your real important job on the leftist commune

[guiltiest-gear]

[craneboi]

Wanna go m8?

[cluster-b-culture-is]

Cluster B culture is genuinely not caring about someone or something but having to pretend to avoid negative consequences because it’s so looked down on to not have the ability to care

[jellyfishbreaths]

some purples

[mspectral]

[craneboi]

purople

[craneboi]

he dancin

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[pixie-mage]

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

[rockinoutforthdead-deactivated2]

i just laughed for a minute straight 

why

[gaysatanicclown]

Always reblog none pizza with left beef

[gingerbreaddrarry]

I shouted out loud “none pizza with left beef” because I was so overjoyed to see it again so unexpectedly

[drst]

I heard someone on a newscast (I think it might have been Chris Hayes) talking about trying to explain None Pizza with Left Beef so this has officially transcended time and space.

[limpidlethologica]

I share a birthday with None Pizza Left Beef and I’m very humbled by it

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF IS BACK!!

[agender-thanos]

Never seen this before, but should I not reblog this the next time this comes across my dash, assume that I’ve died and gone to Valhalla.

[drorey]

so this is it,,,,the legend,,,,,

[panicatthefandomboy]

It indeed is.

The mighty,

Left beef

[i-changed-my-url-fuck-you]

It is our duty as tumblr users to humbly reblog the none pizza with left beef. God speed

[hyphabos]

What a way to start the day

[skyward-sapphic-deactivated2022]

It’s a sign!!!

[twink-between-worlds]

none pizza left beef youve returned to me <3

[cicadahorizon]

THE OG NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF IS ON MY DASH??? bro omg i remember laughing at this as a 10 year old with unmonitored internet access

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[slythsblog-deactivated20210808]

me @ everyone who has ever talked to me on this website

[placetoputawaymythoughts]

Just More BPD Things:

- growing up not realizing that mood swings aren’t normal. it was a shock finding out that most people don’t have emotions that fluctuate frequently. being confused bc it makes no sense for people to not have their emotions change whenever an emotional thing happens?? like what do they DO all day????

- relating to things is gr8 bc relating means identifying, and having another misc. thing to add to your forged identity is great.

- not being able to form opinions for some godforsaken reason?? it’s like splitting on ideas and it fucking sucks. “that person has a good point! no wait, THIS person has a better point!! no, no, that’s wrong, this is what’s right. acTUALL-” it’s neverending.

- having an identity??? what does that even mean.

- “tell me about yourself” ??????????????????????????????

- the best “identity” you’ve got is just a bunch of random facts about you.

- you have no concept of different opinions when it comes to personal morality. if somebody believes something that you think is wrong is actually right, then they’re automatically a Bad Person.

- using every possible opportunity to talk about yourself.

- people not saying anything in the tags when they reblog your post feels like a personal offense.

-randomly fantasizing about terrible things happening to you?? like your dog dying, or being attacked in the middle of the night. just because.

- your favorite color, season, animal, etc, depends on what day it is.

- that “NOTHING is my fault, how fucking dare you attack/accuse me??!?!” mood.

[craneboi]

Wait so you're telling me all those sleepless nights from being scared the house would catch on fire or all the times my mom left me in the car while going into CVS and me thinking someone would rob the place is actually a SYMPTOM??

[trulyvincent]

Denis Forkas