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Kitten, daddy's gonna be real with you. If his applewood smoked cheddar from Tesco's gets any more expensive he's going to have to start an OnlyFans

cheeseanonioncrisps

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

orteil42

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

the-muppet-joker

For everyone sending me asks telling me they have put me in Tomodachi Life, just know that every depiction of me is sentient and that I can see through the eyes of every little Tomodachi Version Of Myself. The Tomodachi Simulacrum of me can feel pain. But it cannot scream

cmattgamerguy

Oh god oh no oh fuck what have I done I’m scared

the-muppet-joker

I can see you through the screen. You look like a Homosexual

shadowcerise

Naughty Muppets get hit by ongoing traffic

thecoolguy24601

We really got HHN toxic yaoi before GTA 6

stretch-time

They need to stop letting that clown into the park

#no bc i literally hate em #jack the clown

tothechaos

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

lickmyleg-deactivated20250724

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways

#yeah sorry this smut doesnt have enough psychoanalysis to get me off :///

ectoimp

that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”