just another little guy

he/him, 20s sometimes i make art, sometimes i talk about the mountain goats (it’s mostly the mountain goats)

[catilinas]

can’t stop thinking the phrase ‘i have the indexer’s temperament’ to myself because. i literally do. love to read things and go wow i would love to make a comprehensive list of all the occurrences of my favourite subjects and themes <3

[ozempicofficial]

[cryptotheism]

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

[crabussy]

crepes.... lemon sugar crepes..................................... ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................oooh..........................................................................................................................................................ooh..............

[crabussy]

if I had even slightly less self control I would reblog the "tumblr is a nightmare for people with ocd" post 500 times a day but I think we all know this already. hoooooooooooooooooly shit

[anistarrose]

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

[kebii-tra]

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[infertilityidol]

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

[venhediss]

yeah, sure, vore this monsterfucking that, whatever, that's nice. my impossible fantasy is crossing the qualia gap.

[venhediss]

(talking to someone off camera) yeah you know that's an interesting point you've brought up. i do like the idea of a hivemind but i definitely don't want to be part of one. not really into the whole ego death thing. but it does raise the question of what ego means if qualia are shared, like what's the difference between being foundationally understood by another person and being the Same as that person? i agree there's a productive tension there,

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[ceescedasticity]

"The purpose of a system is what it does" implies fascinating things about my digestive system.

[blasesaint]

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[markovchaingang]

libertarian jesus is fine with the whole betrayal thing because judas was simply acting in his own rational self-interest but suddenly becomes agitated upon hearing he got sold out for less than market rate

[lizardsfromspace]

Beautiful: a child has drowned and returned from the other side with a report of going to the afterlife. "When I arrived in heaven I was greeted by a mammoth-headed man who said 'I am Anghprett Vul, sky god of the one true religion'. I asked 'who are you?' and he said 'we visited a tribe of Neanderthals and gave them our teachings but then a landslide killed them'. I asked 'so do I have to bring back your faith and believe in it?' and he said 'we don't really care". Find his book at your local apatheist bookstore today

[couthbbg]

sports when I don't really care: this is fun!! ooh good shot haha yay :)

sports when I care so much: tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts tummy hurts