[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[leonkennedysprostate]

the urge to download bad mobile games whenever you're slightly inconvenienced and on the brink of killing yourself should be studied

[catsofyore]

Luminous basket potato. 🧺 Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[bluebell218]

are you telling me.....lestat went to a store, and didn't just buy candy for trick or treaters, he bought one of those plastic imitation cauldrons to PUT the candy in. i'm unwell.

[bluebell218]

UPDATE. are you telling me.....lestat left a NOTE on his DOOR so trick or treaters know he's not home and he left them candy!!?? AND he decorated his porch with a skeleton??? AND he dressed up in costume for an event that clearly no other adults are dressing up for cause he just loves halloween?? lestat is never beating the precious bitch allegations, i fear his whimsy can not be contained. i'm unwell.

[rallyhouseremix]

If you were the last vampire on Earth...it would be enough.

You and me.

Me and you.

[hollanderthoughts]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hollanderthoughts]

Sorry guys, just practicing :)

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[ransomnote]

"we found gerard's old puke fetish forum messages from the late 90s where they were going by a girl name" is both so deeply predictable it borders on parody and also maybe the most insane thing i've ever seen

[koiagain]

You shouldn't worry if Ur followers & mutuals will judge ur perverted strange reblogs The real ones fuck with U no matter what

[biocrafthero]

diagram of using social media

[duskroads]

Vanilla Extract

[vqtkufi]

‘Hide me there, under the leaves’

@tankhall

my heart is breaking

[gifsies]

[boyblvntzz]

it’s summer bro can some faggot activity occur

[7pleiades7]

Saint Sebastian, (Detail), (c. 1623), by Gerrit van Honthorst (Dutch, 1592 – 1656), oil on canvas, 101 × 117 cm (39.7 x 46 in), National Gallery, London

[myriih]

You’re telling me Garrit von Honthorst wasn’t out here in 1623 painting Will Graham……. No wonder Hannibal wrecked his whole life for him he’s the exact phenotype of hot guy renaissance artists had wet dreams about nonstop

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon