Ambiguphobia

Ryan, VA/IN Violinist Farcical

[elsesle]

this could be us 👉🏻👈🏻

[yukika-moved-deactivated2022010]

REBLOG TO KILL HIM

[triptihosmrti]

rb to get him indicted for war crimes

[hillary-clinton-peg-me]

Mmmmmm so what I'm hearing is that Mrs Hillary Rodham Clinton may be available soon? Interesting....

[seizerofdarkness]

The last addition felt like getting hit by a train

[dailyanimatedgifs]

Over the Garden Wall (2014)

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[visual-infinity]

The camera captured the light reflecting off the water droplets of the steam at the right angle to make Magical Corn 🌽

[grucose]

Aurora Cornealis.

[palepandacreation]

[theholetour]

Social justice should be rooted in love of others but it’s obvious a lot of people just weaponizing social justice to be bullies and borderline abusive under the guise of moral concerns

[theholetour]

The amount of TERFS and radfemmes reblogging this….the call is coming from inside the house

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did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

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you know, the dashcon baby… the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon

[the-worm-man]

what

[brokenbloodymolars]

Th e

What

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the dashcon baby

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at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

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great post everybody

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I helped!

[callmebliss]

[aberrantemotion]

I was the one who wrote that story, ama open

[pussylipgloss]

uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

[woodmeat]

stop!!!

[woodmeat]

wait a minute

[woodmeat]

fill my butt put some liquor in it!

[left-reminders]

[armedjoy]

[atheistforhumanity]

[mapsontheweb]

You can connect the contiguous 48 using non rectangular counties!

[allthingshyper]

The Ultimate Gerrymander

[deactivated-blog]

every time i see the word peonies without context

[spacemancharisma]

I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

BITCH

WHEN I SEE ONE

[navajolovesdestiel]

This is a marigold:

This is a peony:

[renthebarbarian]

And this is a bitch

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[portmanteaurian]

Woman says pricey vitamin bottle from Shoppers Drug Mart was filled with dried pasta - CityNews

A health-conscious mom and daughter say they purchased an expensive vitamin product at a Toronto Shoppers Drug Mart, only to find the bottle filled with dry penne pasta. Anna Bauer-Ross says she bought the bottle of Greens+ capsules on Tuesday from the Shoppers at Spadina Road and Dupont Street for a total of $50.81. When …

Bauer-Ross headed back to the Shoppers the next day with her receipt and says the manager offered a full refund, or exchange. She accepted an exchange under the condition that she could open the bottle in the store. When she did, she says it was also filled with pasta.

The flummoxed store manager then snatched a third bottle off the shelf and popped the cap, only to find more dried penne. A fourth bottle yielded a similar result.

[gwenfrankenstien]

ive been laughing uncontrollably about this story for a good five minutes or so

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all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

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34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

did we just run out of posts to make

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no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

[swinginsportscutebasketball]

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

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[mauxanhduong]

[image id: a blurry picture of a wide-eyes baby patrick star in a diaper, sitting on the floor. end id.]

[the--evil-lesbian]

Thats so wonderful. Good for seventeen! Glad to see hes getting back into the division arena

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

I needed that second pic

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

my nipples are hard. but finding the right renters insurance doesnt have to be

[anarchismwillwin]

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

[oppressionisntrad-blog]

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

[tattoosfade]

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

[admthrawn]

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty things.

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

theft for many is survival in this system and taking away from multi-billion dollar companies that are a part of the oppressive capitalist system

[vegan-lavellan-deactivated20210]

I love this post so much. Like, an unbelievable amount. 

[liamgalgey]

And they say there’s no honour among thieves.

[modernsuperhero]

There’s honour among honourable thieves. A thief is still a person, with the capability for good and bad, just like everyone else. The moment someone assumes either good or bad of someone, they perpetuate that belief into reality. 

[bluemoonlove518]

Never been a big part of this myself but I approve and shall pass it on

[theotherwomannnn]

Gonna use these cheat codes when I’m broke and on the streets @travalerray

[travalerray-deactivated20230723]

Good luck with that

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

If you’re white, realize that Black people are more closely monitored than white people in stores and use that privilege.

-far

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Why Target Is the Worst Store to Shoplift From

If we were to give any tidbit of advice to any would-be shoplifters (aside from the Golden Rule that you never, ever steal from mom-and-pop

I forgot to add this last night. Don’t steal from Target. They’ll let you get away with the theft until they have enough to charge you with a felony, they keep track with what you steal between stores, and they have the most proficient loss prevention systems.

-fae

[answrs]

hi yeah reading the article and WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

In fact, Target runs one of country’s top-rated forensic laboratories, which specializes in solving “organized retail crimes committed at Target stores through video and image analysis, latent fingerprint and computer forensics.”

Scarier, though, is the methodical way in which Target goes about building cases against repeat shoplifters. In a 2016 Reddit post, a user named StiggyPop recounted his experience of being a drug-addict who made money by stealing and flipping Blu-Rays from Target. After four months, he was apprehended by a team of high-level LPs who knew everything about him, from where his apartment was located to the specific store he used as a fence

Other Reddit users shared similar stories. As it turns out, alongside their forensic team and top-of-the-line, in-store facial recognition technology, Target is known for actually letting shoplifters get away with their bounty…up until they reach the monetary threshold for a felony shoplifting charge.