keeping out the crawdads since 1899

a nonsensical feel goodery (she/her) (Mr joe hills found the post ⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙)

[eatinghisheart-inthemarketplace]

I can't believe the horse is back in the fucking hospital

[crawdad-keep-out]

Hi all it's me, the person who runs this blog. I died, April fools I'm an ageless omnipotent slug like being and cannot be killed in any way that matters sorry if I scared you.

[crawdad-keep-out]

April fools once more I'm actually quite mollusk like and can be killed by high salt content

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[dr-archeville]

Mamma mia!

[dr-archeville]

Here we gooo!

[crawdad-keep-out]

I missed it last year :(

I’m scheduling this reblog on March 11 2025, by the time another person reads this, we may not even remember the Italian man who stepped on small aquatic reptiles, I might be dead, but if I die , I may have a chance to keep persisting. You the “human” reading this, are possibly looking at a dead man’s words … Or perchance , I’ll see this post and get mad at my 3am brain for writing something so pretentious.

[taraxippos]

Akira bike sliding on a horse

[taraxippos]

concept art

[taraxippos]

concept art

[alleesaur]

rolling rolling rolling

[maggotmuncher0]

sometimes i like to copy my own drawings

[machinegirldad]

the terror season 1 ep 3

[crawdad-keep-out]

I am ennui , and maybe later will be on wiiU

[bimstown]

bug

[pokemon]

he (◕‿‿◕)

[shrimpletin]

if I hosted a tv show, I would start every episode by saying "if your watching this then I have died"

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[spotty-bee]

Heritage post

[maryellencarter]

Is anyone else mildly unsettled by the implication that this is going to be the last Thursday the 20th

[gallusrostromegalus]

Don’t worry, here’s the next 5 Years of Thursday the 20ths!

May 2021

January 2022 October 2022

April 2023 July 2023

June 2024

and THREE thurday the 20ths in 2025 with:

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

This is the only Thursday the 20th? This year?

[krystal-prisms]

Happy Thursday the 20th

[sunsugarsuntzu]

Lemon demon is so good bc the instrumental will be one of the most genuinely beautiful things you've ever heard but then the lyrics will be about peewee Herman and Madonna fist fighting in a Wendy's parking lot

[mason-flare]

this the only platform i have to post this joke

[eyewishing]

this happens to basically every lemon demon artist ever

[murderofsomeone]

"I try to call you every day, I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out!"

[kefirstushyu]

★«YOU CAN'T SEE ME BEHIND THE SCREEN,

I'M HALF HUMAN AND HALF MACHINE»

I can't get over SDMI season 3 being cancelled. Not after the Ellison cliffhanger...

[tiniestmousegirl]