[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[crazy4woso]

Hoping for nice things and vibes coming my way 😊

[thesapphicpaladin]

The fact that there are people out here, not from Spain, actually fangirling about the novela I watch with my parents during dinner... Sueños de Libertad and its lesbians, the power you have

[crazy4woso]

I don't see novelas in Portugal and I'm now living and working around the schedule of Sueños de Libertad with my nose stuck in Twitter and Tumblr after the episodes come out like I need air to breathe, on a place where phones are not allowed!

[damnamour]

screamin. shakin. cryin.

[crazy4woso]

Pretty sure Phil is in it just for the fun but I can't fault her good taste 😊

[ultirex]

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

[quixoticalpostsager]

Thank god I’m still in Europe

I should be fine just gotta find someone who speaks English and start crying

[sleepy-frog-lady]

They dropped me in the middle of the ocean I am going to die

[quixoticalpostsager]

Everyone who has reblogged this from me so far has ended up in the ocean

My plot armour strikes again

[teal-sharky]

Hundred miles off coast of Honolulu. I'd like to believe that on favourable wind I'd have a chance with a row boat and a GPS but without at least that much yeah I'm dead

[flagellant]

RURAL KAZAHKSTAN MOUNTAINSIDE SWEEP LET'S GOOOOO!!!!

[crazy4woso]

Pretty sure I'm screwed, dropped in the middle of rural China...

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

[petermorwood]

Reblogging this once again because, once again, it made me laugh.

[starlightomatic]

where's the one where they slam their library card down on the desk, announce "i need to pee" and then walk out

[crazy4woso]

With me while I worked at the airport, I would always say: "enjoy your flight" and would never know how to react besides laughing when passengers would say:"you too."

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

What month were you born in?

December/January

February/March

April/May

June/July

August/September

October/November

Voting ended onMar 7, 2023

Pls reblog if u vote :)

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[crazy4woso]

Little kitty is discovering the joys of life 😺🤣

[vvhack]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[crazy4woso]

Over an year and half we finally came home! First game back since the pandemic started.

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[pixie-mage]

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

[rockinoutforthdead-deactivated2]

i just laughed for a minute straight 

why

[gaysatanicclown]

Always reblog none pizza with left beef

[gingerbreaddrarry]

I shouted out loud “none pizza with left beef” because I was so overjoyed to see it again so unexpectedly

[drst]

I heard someone on a newscast (I think it might have been Chris Hayes) talking about trying to explain None Pizza with Left Beef so this has officially transcended time and space.

[limpidlethologica]

I share a birthday with None Pizza Left Beef and I’m very humbled by it

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF IS BACK!!

[agender-thanos]

Never seen this before, but should I not reblog this the next time this comes across my dash, assume that I’ve died and gone to Valhalla.

[drorey]

so this is it,,,,the legend,,,,,

[panicatthefandomboy]

It indeed is.

The mighty,

Left beef

[crazy4woso]

19 years since the last time Sporting CP won the Portuguese League title. I was 11! Now, at 30 I had the chance to celebrate (masked and with social distancing) with my fellow sporting fans and supporters. Hopefully, it won't take us another 19 to go back to Marquês to celebrate!

[virtualadept]

If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful

[virtualadept]

Hey if you’re not arabic can you reblog this? I hardly ever see any positivity towards us and I just wanna spread love to my Arab siblings

[lavendermuseums]

[happyunicornjet]

Columbia University Student Will Drag Her Mattress Around Campus Until Her Rapist Is Gone

“I think the act of carrying something that is normally found in our bedroom out into the light is supposed to mirror the way I’ve talked to the media and talked to different news channels, etc,” Emma continues in the full video which you can watch here.

So, I just want to go into HOW MUCH Columbia and the NYPD has failed, and revictimized, Emma Sulkowitz.

What I really love about this ‘mattress performance’ is that other students helped her carry her mattress across campus.

All those people reminded her that she didn’t have to carry that weight alone. That’s amazing.

[katie-and-her-fandoms]

this is her at her graduation

[schiwalker]

At her fucking graduation. God damn.

[femalecharacterthatyouhate-deac]

I’ll never not reblog this

[matchabrookie]

This is about ten years old. Wonder what she’s doing now

[catlogicdefiesall]

Performance art and anti-rape campaigning, according to her Wikipedia article.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Sulkowicz

[unusanus-hourglass666]

I will never not ignore this, I have been this many times before. I AM A SURVIVOR ✊

[wessasaurus-rex]

I’m so damn proud of her. 

[riomasta]

👏👏👏👏👏

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.