[taproot-bread]

[hermannsgayhands]

i made this for the discord but its important

[whatisthisnonsense]

You forgot a step

[nothazellevesque]

early criminal minds (seasons 1-5) is so fucking funny if you think about it from the perspective of literally anyone that the BAU interacts with outside of each other. to recap what’s going on, let’s go over the team. We’ve got:

Elle Greenaway- murderous bitch who maybe murdered someone in cold blood (claimed self defense but who can prove that?)

Spencer Reid- a genius with both mommy and daddy issues who looks like a fourteen year old TA and does magic tricks whilst, at some points, zooted off his ass on dilaudid

Jason Gideon- man who screams at crime scenes and lays down in blood stains

Derek Morgan- calls their tech analyst like “ugh mommy shove that nice hot information down my throat”

Penelope Garcia- the aforementioned Information Mommy, who talks to the team (specifically morgan) like a phone sex operator trying to make enough to cover rent

Jennifer Jareau- bubbly blonde woman who yells at TV reporters and kicks ass

David Rossi- rich, elderly, famous crime novelist who DEFINITELY should be retired

Emily Prentiss- goth lesbian who DEFINITELY has cursed folks out in one of the many languages she knows

Aaron Hotchner- tired workaholic man, trying his best to hold this shitshow together, also beat a man to death

like, can you IMAGINE??? it’s the worst week of your life. Some madman is running around, i don’t know, killing folks and cutting off their nipples or something, and this absolute clown brigade rolls up like “ah yes, just another Tuesday for us lmao” and start asking you questions about what kind of dirt this murderer had stuck to his shoes, and then they SOLVE THE CASE???? what the fuck must you be thinking at that point

[sunflowerbutch]

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

[i-shxtpost]

My taste in men is ✨ Fictional ✨

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

THOT! THOT!

OOH, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

HEY, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

SAY, WE GOT IT!

THOT CHOCOLATE!

[elnersnor]

W E    G O T    I T

[buvky]

‘You don’t think I ever fought for something bigger than myself? That’s all I ever tried to do and I failed twice.’

MAKE ME CHOOSE | anonymous asked: sebastian stan as bucky barnes or sebastian stan as tommy lee (appearance)

[canadarama]

@crazykatycurtis

[crazykatycurtis]

@canadarama thanks babe. Seb as Tommy Lee is also a mood I mean have you seen those shorts?!?!?! Have mercy

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[daglout]

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

[heavensickness]

[tedllasso]

ANTHONY MACKIE by Nicholas Maggio for Rhapsody Magazine, 2014.

[canadarama]

@crazykatycurtis

[crazykatycurtis]

Ugh you know me so well @canadarama

[lebensfeuerwerk]

don’t trust people who don’t say hello to their pets

[android1000]

[wannabeanimator]

DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.

The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre

[muxbug-deactivated20220627-deac]

THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME

[please-dont-pet-the-okapi]

Not to get Political On Main but where political ideologies will tell you that Those Guys Over There are your enemies and you ought to hate them, Christ tells us that even if Those Guys Over There are your enemies, they are also your neighbors and you should love them.

[roseapothecary]

NEW YEAR, NEW CREEK CHALLENGE ↳ Day 1: Main character with the most growth

Like… maybe it realized that it missed the bigger pots that it used to grow in, and maybe it can’t live up to its full potential in such a small space?

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[firefox-official]

head full but i dont even know what’s in there