Potatoes are my friends

Made account at 14 now I'm 21 Crazy.

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positivity for having difficulty understanding social cues ; various ores

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[golemmanifesto]

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

[ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin-deac]

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

[hotdiggitydammit-deactivated202]

thank you, history side of tumblr.

[nealdk-blog]

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

[temporalscallywag]

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

Thank you medical side of tumblr

[aquilacalvitium]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

[muraae]

It’s always mandatory to reblog this whenever it appears

[wooden-toaster]

My second Deathshead emerged and she’s very angry

[no-dns]

[butterflyinthewell]

I want everybody in my life who told me Mothra shouldn’t have a “roar” or “cry” to pay me in chocolate right now.

[thegreatbaryonyxreef-deactivate]

MOTH ANGY

[nerdygaymormon]

[whatbigotspost]

(X)

[crazyloveable]

I NEEDED THIS

[fuselii]

legends 

[furiousgoldfish]

I just love how abusers will go “oh yeah? well I had hardships in life so I have EVERY RIGHT to brutalize a child!” literally in the face of the children they personally traumatized and the defenders and deniers will still go “oh they had no idea they were abusing you :) their intentions were best!” like get your fucking stories together both of you are disgusting liars

[crazyloveable]

YEAH

[furiousgoldfish]

okay so who else had the only option of expressing love for your mom in doing thousands household chores so “she wouldn’t have to” and could only hope that mom in some unexplained way loved them back but then when you wanted to refuse to do a chore for the father bc he’s a jerk he would go “are you gonna make your poor mother do it?!?!?!” (you know, like you decide what is done in the family and not him lmao) and then you would budge because no you don’t want your poor mom dealing with this and basically thats how both parents tricked you into working for them constantly while none of them felt remotely bad abt putting you thru shit you were trying to save them from

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[movedtowerescientist]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[bristolbrane-deactivated2020061]

Found what?

[movedtowerescientist]

This Legendary post

[pumpedupscribbles-deactivated20]

This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it

[personano133-deactivated2019060]

Someone confirm that these are all different people.

[crashkatthekilljoy]

LEGENDARY POST. LEGENDARY POST. LEGENDARY POST. LEGENDARY POST.

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

ANCIENT GEM

[pineapplepresident21-deactivate]

NO WAY

[ailithnight]

I cannot prove with any acceptable degree of certainty that the first 5 are all different people but I am reasonably certain the 6th is.

[overlyspecificmcrmemes]

My Chemical Romance- Reading & Leeds Festival 8-26-2011 • Destroya

[ultramasterdoctor]

that was...intense

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

UH UH UH UH UH 

[pancakeke]

this episode of mythbusters started with an apology holy shit

[pancakeke]

[switch-up-snowfox]

Oh the cannonball ain’t nothin compared to the esparto incident.

[natalie512]

The what now

[switch-up-snowfox]

They were testing the phrase “knock your socks off” and because its the mythbusters build team (which consists of 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided to go to a quarry near Esparto california to test the myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds of ANFO. The detonation was pretty damn big.

They started getting phone calls, turns out they and the experts underestimated the size of the kaboom, reports of broken windows, car alarms going off, people getting knocked out of their seats, hell one news station reported that they leveled the town.

According to grant, that’s why they can no longer go back to esparto.

[natalie512]

LMFAO nobody can rival the power of the mythbusters

[switch-up-snowfox]

I’ve seen people talk about how adam and jamie are the polar opposite in energies but the build team operated on the same wavelength 90% of the time and that wavelength was “kaboom.”

[gahdamnpunk]

That pause 💀💀

[swee-tpotato-deactivated2022021]

The face of ignorance 😂

[she-lives-in-my-lap]

😂😂😂😂

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

Jesus

[wakandamama]

His ‘You… you dont know that? Okay.’ Kills me everytime 😂

[mijomii]

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

[mijomii]

Me: I think I don’t exist.

Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didn’t, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.

Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when I’m dissociating.

[mijomii]

Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any ‘sane’ person) is normal, right?

Therapist: No.

Me: Wow.

Therapist: You’re just a fucked up bitch.

Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.

Therapist: That’s a start!

[mijomii]

Me: I guess he’s still my friend?

Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, he’s not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.

Me:

Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.

Therapist: Because that’s my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because you’re way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.

Me: I don’t need that kind of call out, Jerome.

[mijomii]

Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*

Therapist: Oh that’s nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!

Me: Yeah!!

Therapist: It’s wholesome but... *very confused and silently*... How do I drink it?

[mijomii]

Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: I’m sorry, it’s all my fault, I’m so so so sorr-

Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.

[mijomii]

Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.

Me: What-

Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS* 

Me: 

Me: Jerome.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You went to the gaypride?

Me: Yeah, I went.

Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?

Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.

Therapist: Did you see some bears?

Me:

Me: Jerome wh-

Therapist: That’s the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it. 

[mijomii]

Therapist: Are you sure you’re not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?

Me: No, I want it!!

Therapist: Finally, you’re not forcing yourself for the others! And you’re doing something you want! I’m proud of you!

Me: You’re more of a dad than my own father.

Therapist: That’s not very hard.

[mijomii]

Me: I always wondered, are you queer?

Therapist: I am not.

Me: Ooh.

Therapist: Or am I?

Me: Ooh!

[mijomii]

As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someone’s else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.

The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.

This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.

[mijomii]

As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as “Therapist dad”.

He’s aware of it and think it’s hilarious.

[mijomii]

Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but I’m full of anger against him.

Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed. You know, you should turn that anger into indifference. It would help you.

Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you don’t offer them things all the time. You don’t have to do that.

Me: What??

[mijomii]

Therapist: Why don’t you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?

Me: Like what? ‘Hey Joël wassup, I’ve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.’ ?

Therapist: Exactly.

Me: You’re as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, y’know.

[mijomii]

Me, heavily dissociating: I don’t exist-

Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?

Me: Dinner first.

Therapist:

Therapist: Damien, you moron.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You need vacations.

Me: I’m broke.

Therapist: Oh yeah.

Therapist: You still need vacations tho.

Me: Jerome, I am still broke.

[mijomii]

Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!

Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didn’t see you.

Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?

Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.

[mijomii]

For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friend’s who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didn’t know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:

Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?

Me: Yes. Town’s short I guess.

Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?

Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?

Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.

[mijomii]

Me, at 2pm: I’m sorry I’m going to be late!

Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.

Me:

Me: What.

[mijomii]

Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.

[mijomii]

Therapist; What’s up with you and wanting domestic rats.

Me: I’m gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.

Therapist:

Therapist: How dare you.

[mijomii]

Therapist: Weed doesn’t do much on me and I must admit I’m kinda disappointed.

Me:

Therapist: Do you smoke?

Me: Jerome.

[bread-n-bed-n-head]

On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing

[mijomii]

He’s doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one

[whatinrandamnation]

I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL

[mijomii]

It’s really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg

[aethera-secat]

Always reblog Jerome.

Is he now aware of his fame?

[mijomii]

After months, he is, and he just told me “Haha, this is funny. I’m happy it’s helping people!”

I think he doesn’t realize that he’s known *worldwide*

[a-bisexual-teenager]

I LOVE THIS POST!!!!!

[kickassleslie]

here is a short list of how Ben and Jerry are actually the same person:

-easily flustered/startled -married to hot blonde -their wives are amazing and too good for them -have three children -actual human disasters -bisexual

[90stvqueen]

didn’t realize this was about the men from parks and rec and thought you were talking about the ice cream men

[crazyloveable]

I thought yall meant tom and jerry the cat and mouse i was so confused

[animateddrawing]

[richkidsandfakefriends-deactiva]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth

[crazyloveable]

@rip-its-kayla

[lesbianrey]

he’s not valid

[prisonhannibal]

who isn’t?

[lesbianrey]

the nsa agent reading this :)

[hytheter]

Imagine working hard all day, doing what you can to keep the citizens of your country safe, getting home and thinking “time to unwind! I might check my tumblr dash” only to find this

[lesbianrey]

i diagnose you with bitch

[cheaphalloweencostume]

imagine being a grown adult NSA agent and being sincerely wounded by a tumblr post saying youre not valid

[clover-ernest]

I just imagined So many scenarios to cause that grief. Like… What if the NSA agent was Trans? And he checks his Tumblr dash to find a long-ass post of reblogs saying he’s not valid. Or What if the guy is already being harassed at work, being told “Kill yourself” “You’re nothing.” “You’ll never belong here with us.” And he comes home to spend the evening with his 2 daughters and son, as he’s an only parent, and his youngest daughter shows him this post that says, “He’s not valid.” [Who’s not valid?] “The NSA agent reading this.” And then he goes and takes his hunting rifle and goes out into his backyard, positions the barrel beneath his chin, and empties a shell. He left behind a son and 2 girls, because a tumblr post pushed him over the edge because of his work environment.

[kropotkindersurprise]

Now that’s some good ass praxis by @lesbianrey

[juggalokomaeda]

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

[red3blog]

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

[staff]

[exeggcute]

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file