pls tell your dog i love them

hi i'm maraya. 22. idaho. morally obligated to reblog all posts about dogs.

[aight6oi-deactivated20210316]

my back hurts from carrying around my great taste in music all day

[makeuphall]

[werealljustwinginit]

[cultof-aphrodite]

Watch out bro... next thing you know I’m gonna be peeling an orange and sharing it slice by slice with you

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Bro... you + me = citrUS 🥺

[charmers]

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

are they at claires

[alex-in-real-life]

A hospital gift shop but same energy tho

[capacity]

I think it’s very sexy of me to not kno how poker works

[podencos]

Not to be greedy but I want

[unlikecharlie]

Might fuck around and yearn too

[stolentweets]

[magmacavern]

me, after a package arrives that I ordered and was fully expecting:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[vile-things]

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

The vibe station…..

[kmspice]

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

[sharkpilot]

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

[bitchyblue]

Sometimes you have experiences that you don’t think much about, but also assume nobody else has had them and a post like this comes around and it’s like getting kicked in the face

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[cillianmurphy]

READ PART TWO AND THREE BELOW !!!!!

[artemis-the-sinister]

This is a whole season of tv here

[argumate]

if this isn’t vicar of Dibley I’ll eat someone’s hat

[yomikoreadsbooks]

What even is this? This is a whole novel and then some!

[democraticsenator]

FACTS

[heartshapedbasil]

I’ve had enough, this is me now

[imahashtagloser]

isn’t that the dad from kung fu panda 

[heartshapedbasil]

I was gonna block you but this is actually really funny

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

listen idk I’m thinking about how before new moon came out it was like….every single news story was debating on whether or not they should keep taylor lautner as Jacob, because he wasn’t buff enough, and the film studio and the general public essentially pressured him into doing insane diets and workout routines just so he can keep a role he already won, just because no one would even entertain the character looking slightly different than described, and it was treated as this great thing, like damn, he really pulled it off!!! he’s hot now!!! he can keep the part!!! and that’s just so fucked up like. he was fucking 15 years old??? they spray painted abs onto Robert Pattinson in the same film. Taylor Lautner was LITERALLY A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD and practically the entire world slammed him for not having an unreal body, and then once he obtained one grown ass women were drooling over him like a piece of meat for the rest of his teenage years. what the fuck. 

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I’m still on this! Imagine you’re still going thru puberty and the world is so obsessed with your body that you become a sex symbol for MOTHERS. first all the focus on whether or not he could get the body and then constant focus on what it looks like for the next 4 or 5 years like! That’s so fucked up he didn’t NEED an 8-pack THEY SPRAY PAINTED ABS ON ROB IN THE SAME MOVIE

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

he did interviews on all his crazy work out routines and said he had to carry around beef patties and other high protein foods wherever he went so he was just eating constantly THATS NOT ALRIGHT and every single magazine article or ET news segment was covering this the whole time. Fans were vocally debating whether he deserved to keep the role that HE ALREADY EARNED. This was such a big deal. What the fuck.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

so the highest paid teenager was also the second sexist man of the year, huh

[secretly-a-cat-pls-dont-tell]

[spongehole]

*Racialized pedophilia

[redlanternavengerelf42]

I am not a Twilight fan, nor am I a fan of Taylor Lautner, but damn this is wrong to do to anyone and I will fight anyone who tries to defend doing this to a teenager.

[lookingformyanchor]

[valtsv]

crows aren't "death omens" or "evil" you fool they're just funky little dudes

[ratliker1917]

man i wish coronavirus wasn’t happening and i could have a nice time at my favorite restaurants (sees a bunch of maga boomers having astroturfed public meltdowns about not being able to go to five guys burgers and fries) nevermind i dont care about eating out anymore