CrazyRabbitLady

I'm sure I used to do something productive...

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

[internetlaureate]

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

um

[noisepunk]

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

uM

[meepicusmaximus-blog]

We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

[xxxtictacion]

This post represents tumblr

[sourprincess-deactivated2017110]

Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[hold-muh-beer-yall]

The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”

And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

You dont get this post do you? Lol

[epicdoubletap]

The comments are priceless.

[washington-acp]

So many people being clueless.

[live-exist-die-deactivated20180]

Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

[cyrodiil-burns]

Holy fuck man not you too

[killzombieseatbacon]

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

Pure comedy gold.

[bigboss-smallpond]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

[so-much-for-subtlety]

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[katjohnadams]

Walking down 4th Street and a UFO pops up, zaps away your joint pain, you can't explain to anyone and just have to keep living your life

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[liamoflegends]

dear evil women in cartoons,

Thank you

Best Wishes,

Liam

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[evilsoup]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[jetblackwingz-deactivated202412]

which superpower do u want

fly but only for 10 minute intervals

shapeshift but only into a bug

superspeed but only on the 30th of the month

laser eyes but only at night

mind-reading but only thoughts about you

x-ray vision but only when you're at sea

you always see the lyrics of whatever song someone is listening to above them

time travel but only once

teleport but you lose something you had with you every time

telekinesis but only to the weight you can lift normally

talk to animals but they all hate you

live forever but live forever

Voting ended onJul 27, 2024

[baronfulmen]

"Why are you filling your pockets with... are those little origami stars?"

"Yeah, I'm going to teleport to Europe for a bit, but I'm cursed to lose something that I had with me in transit every time. So I always carry like two hundred little paper stars with me."

"And that works?"

"Usually. I have an extra pairs of glasses too, and a burner phone. I thought about carrying a shirt and like... leggings or something I could roll up real small, but so far it's never taken my clothes and anyway I could always teleport right back to my room to grab more if I need to."

"Still, it means you can't carry anything expensive with you."

"What? No. Expensive is fine. I just avoid carrying sentimental stuff. Why would I care if it's expensive?"

"Because you don't want to lose expensive stuff?"

"Oh! Oh, no. No dude. Dude. I rob banks like... all the time. Also rich people."

"Wait. The thing with Elon Musk... did you... kill him?"

"Maybe? It's unclear. I teleported to him while naked and picked him up, then teleported again. I don't know where my shit goes when it disappears but uh... he's there, I guess."

[marsixm]

some gay bantz from eddie izzard & alan carr

[marsixm]

#i LOVE when famous gay ppl talk exactly like me and my gay friends

[cardsonthemartyn]

The comic timing in this is so perfect and it’s my favourite thing

[catchymemes]

I love foreign language films

[catchymemes]

[chopstick-heartes]

[cannibalchicken]

[crtastrophic]

they’re friends :)

[thelandofmemes]

[worthless-mess]

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[melkem0t]

The birth of Snake Venus

[sashayed]

snenus

[raychleadele]

First off, this is hilarious, but secondly, the artist’s name is Bill Flowers and he literally goes by The Snake Artist because he just does a bunch of paintings like this.

He’s also apparently a “venomous snake wrangler.” He’s Australian, which I feel explains a lot.