[mjalti]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[valtsv]

hey vampires, demons and other terrors of the night it really isn't necessary to go to all the effort of kidnapping me to your castles and forcing me to be your bride i'll come willingly if you just ask

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

#not me!! i demand theatrics!!! dress me in white lace and chain me to an altar!!! prove to me romance isnt dead!!!!!

[zajeliminazwy]

how to beat your snake

ok, who’s next?

[i-got-these-words]

“And now you’re going to burn.”

Original Art: Old Xian (19 Days, Chapters 317 and 284)

Edit: @i-got-these-words

[soursoppi]

a 4 course sandwich

[april]

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

[oomshi]

[memesandlaughs]

[unclefather]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

[dreamingofbabylon]

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

[socialmediapeasant]

Grilled cheese!!!!

[dreamingofbabylon]

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

[socialmediapeasant]

Tonight we dine like kings

[foointerrupted]

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

[forbiddencronch]

the absolutely most forbidden grilled cheese

[positivelycrippled]

[unclebeanbag]

And then he joined Overwatch

[bestviralposts]

a moment of silence please

[grin-1010-moribu]

I guess this will happen after the new chapter🤪🤪🤪 Devil HT you pervert!!!! xDDD >Sorry for my bad writing And also Thanks for reading!!!

[zhanxixis]

☆ given / ギヴン ▬ characters » band roles ❝ we all have names based on a season. ❞

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

imagine how much better society would be if the emoji keyboard looked like this

[disneytrampstamp]

lil nas X we know it’s you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toshio]