slightly too obsessed with far too much

💕lauren/nb+bi/she+they/18💕 i do art and stuff. if you came expecting some sort of order, you are in the wrong place. also please note that i have had this blog since 2012 and have been here far too long to go back and delete a lot of fandom stuff. i don’t post often but i do tend to lurk. also: if you see me following/liking your nsfw posts, those are almost definitely going on @justalittleswitchy 💕

[sixpenceee]

The Blessed & The Damned by Livio Scarpella. This is made of marble, quartz and amethyst.

[porcelaindust]

[zhivak-deactivated20201212]

Me as a magical creature

[straightgirls]

[susiethemoderator]

OH MY GOD.

[earthnicity]

“I was 14, I didn’t know what I was doing.”

whaT THE FUCK

[kristina100000]

i love when people point out that i’m tall like i get it you are a bottom

[kristina100000]

“your hands are so big compared to mine” i wonder why you had to point that out

[kristina100000]

- they randomly grab your hand and play with it, and tell you that they’re bored and wish they could be doing something else to excuse themselves for touching you

- “your fingers are so long” and then put your hand against theirs and repeat themselves

- they ask you to wear their jacket because it’s “cute” / if you’re close with them they’ll straight up just grab it and wear it if you already aren’t wearing it

- “you must have a really big bed / you must take up all the space in bed”

- always look for a reason to hug you and smoosh their head into your chest

- ask you to carry them on your back

[fortheloveofplaid-deactivated20]

the most implausible thing about superhero movies is that these guys make their own suits, like seriously those toxic chemicals did NOT give you the ability to sew stretch knits, do you even own a serger

[mtheunanxious]

is edna mode a clown to you

[chknbiscuit]

messy mixed media

m...mostly watercolor though

[feministism]

[kirbyslegalguardian]

Y’all know free condoms is a result of gay activists who worked towards safer sex practices after the AIDS crisis right? Because if not it’s one google search away

[notsonoblen]

Consider: both are important and should be free

[bedcorpse]

Consider: both are important and should be free

[dnald]

[dnald]

[stimmytyler-deactivated20200301]

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

[larvinya]

[tepig-guy]

long????

[joeseph-stallion-deactivated202]

fool, that is the embodiment of death

[tepig-guy]

death incarnate: shows himself to be a black cat, ominous and dreadful

me: hehe flufy worm boy, long man jenkins

[catchymemes]

Credit: https://imgur.com/gallery/4LXnrWO

Original comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2019/03/21/the-water-cycle/

[rook-the-catechumen]

This is what stepping on a landmine feels like

[neverthere12345]

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

wow i love this

[neutralangel]

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[ourspecial]

ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.

[foxpost-generator]

My job is done.

[bewareofchickens-deactivated202]

[sweet-bitsy]

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

[taopopop]

C'est les swimming poules

[pandas-and-squirrels]

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

[cwote]

I hope you wake up early up enough in the morning to put on your favorite outfit and make your favorite breakfast. I hope you find your skin clear and hair healthy. I hope you’re content with the way your body looks. I hope you find happiness in small things today. I hope that, even with your ups and downs, you are content with yourself. 

[analife]

Emilio Pucci // Ready to Wear - Fall 2015

[poltervamp]

[penguinssonamor]

I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

[squidbroom]

op this looks absolutely magical

[traveling-madness]

I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl

[itscoffeecoffeecoffee]

I feel like I am Kirk when it comes to finding what kind of career I want