Welcome to my life

Hi! Cake Devourer. Cat Petter. Sometimes I'm funny. DFTBA

[deceasedcardinal]

[sillygoose-xp]

comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream

[majorarc]

it's the look of betrayal on both the father's and the baby's faces that sell it.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[wodneswynn]

It's wednesday

[creativity-happened]

There are so many different things happening in this photo 

[creativity-happened]

Bringing this back now that we have the #news

[shed-some-light]

me currently.

[silly-little-pal]

[animentality]

[redstonedust]

hate when youtubers change the title and thumbnail on an existing video to drive new engagement. this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife.

[animentality]

[apollos-boyfriend]

got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!

[oatmealmcswagger]

[thicque]

sitting through a meeting with jd couch on easter killed the fucking pope

[archivegeo-deactivated20260222]

got a major pest problem this year actually

[scienceshenanigans]

[dankmemecentral1]

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

[leafcrunch]

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

[narliecaps]

idiot

[nicknelsonmyson]

[narliee]

please come, i want you to be there.

[rylandsgrace]

New Girl (2011 - 2018) I 3.01