By Clarissa Nadine @ClarissaNadine_
‘The Fat Girl Guide’ is a guide to being an insecure fat girl. Enjoy!
How to be an insecure fat girl: I wrote this guide as I believe there is an assumption that being fat is all about over eating and not enough exercise, that is a major factor for some. however, I have decided to highlight a portion of the mental turmoil that plus size babes go through.
Growing up, myself and many other plus size girls and boys are forced to follow these rules. We’re never told or taught them, we most likely always learn them by being in a traumatizing situation that will leave a permanent & embarrassing scar on us forever. these scars leave room for insecurities and a dash of low confidence. thankfully, I have outgrown a majority of these toxic traits, but I know many others have not. so enjoy my semi tell all guide of a former insecure fat girl. (when I say former I don’t mean literally, i’m definitely still a BBW. lets just get that straight!)
People can see your fat. However, they don’t need to know why. if you love to scoff on cakes or love a ‘mighty bucket for one’ from good ol’ KFC don’t let them know that. Just imagine how embarrassing it would be if people saw you enjoying the culprit to your fatness. #NotCute
Now this tip ties in with tip number one. when you walk into a shop that contains food, you're most likely going to pick up something, whether it's big or small. however, no one needs to see it or know what it is. Your bag is no longer your bag but your shame carrier, BON APPETIT!
DON’T YOU DARE EAT IN PUBLIC!
Whether it's an apple or double beef burger what you are not going to do is eat it on the street in plain public view! Eating somewhere other than your home or restaurant is a big NONO, you don’t need that embarrassment and your fellow fatties would also appreciate if you didn’t subconsciously shame them by doing so either.
I'll keep this one cute and sweet. Don’t wear stripes, don’t wear short sleeves, (no one needs to see your bingo wings.) Please don’t embarrass yourself by wearing skin tight, You’re fat. you’ll end up looking like a well suctioned bread of rolls. Pull your jeans over your love handles, don't wear ripped jeans, make sure you constantly pull your top out of your stomach rolls, avoid white in all types of clothing. DO NOT wear grey leggings, BLACK is your best friend! Glad we’ve established that, now go shop till you drop. X
Just don’t do it. Truth is, you can't fit. Sure, go along for the donuts and the hot chocolate sauce to go with, but please don’t go thinking you're actually going to enjoy a go on a roller coaster. better yet don’t even go for the donuts. Just avoid that awkward situation altogether, who wants to spend the whole day watching their friends go from ride to ride whilst you stand there with a fake smile telling yourself it's okay. SUREE, there's a tester seat but are you, a plus size babe, REALLY going to test it out in front of everyone to see? What happens when you’re too fat for the seat specifically made for you and your big bones? Exactly, just forget it and go cinema instead. At least if you can't fit in the cinema seat the lights eventually go off and no one will be able to see. #TruthHurts
Say excuse me and say it again. if the gap made for you is not the equivalent to the space you really need don’t you dare attempt to make your way through it. Wait the necessary millisecond then make your move. Just so were clear, getting stuck in a space when you're fat just proves how fat you are. In other words, be spatially aware.
First of all, when trying to get fit and healthy never do it for your own health or happiness it needs to be for something superficial. Like, a boy, dress, event or family gathering. what you're gonna do is join the gym, eat right, work out for six months straight then when it's time for your goal to be activated you won't feel embarrassed or out of place, SIMPLE! Find a gym that’s 24 hours and only go after 3am because that’s when no one is there, therefore, no one to witnesses that your form is off and that you can only do 40 seconds on the treadmill. You’re gonna do this for 4 weeks then stop once your jeans get a bit loose. LOL did you really think you were gonna do the whole six months?
You're fat not ugly so go out, party and have fun! when you get there just know that guys will purposely push their friends into you. People will stare, and the only male attention will be from the 45 year old dad that will chat you up because you’re fat and probably have low self-esteem. #DamnCheek
When that friend complains that they’ve had a large meal and suddenly feel fat don’t say anything. You’re already the fat friend don’t be “the fat friend your other friends can’t speak freely around’ that’s boring. your friend feels fat because they had a double cheese burger and a small chip, let them have that moment. They will never know what it truly feels to be ‘fat’ but their bloated stomach is telling them that’s what they are so ignore it and move on.
So, you cant eat in public, go to theme parks, or buy every clothing item you want. thats a lot, butt it doesn’t stop there. not many people will feel comfortable around you at first so it's now your obligation to make them feel comfortable, you will do this by being funny. once that is accomplished you will then be the funny fat girl. if you’re not funny, or likable, im sorry I don’t know what there is for you to fall back on. #SorryNotSorry
And that ladies and gentlemen is how to successfully be an insecure fat girl.
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